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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
There She Glows said:
I haven't been able to watch as much this season. Everyone complains Emma is nontent but I don't see many Drake clips get posted to the thread. What has he done that's funny/interesting?
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Honestly not much from what I've seen. Fake acting and crying bits for the most part. Him barricading himself in the cell right now against a non-existent threat is probably the most amusing thing.
 
James and Bashir should get locked in together with blackout curtains while they do similar challenges to S3 or S1's cell. Minimum of 24 hours. Other fish can come in and cause chaos for 10 minutes at a time.

Picking a winner now would be funny, but an extended, grueling cell would be Content™

edit: Timer reactivation cracked me up. THE CELL MUST CONTINUE!
 
mingo mongo said:
What does he even do?
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robotics and AI and shit, tech job he's being vague about because his employers would probably not like him being on the Nigger Hitler House.
in his audition video, mentioned something like "I'm building the robots that will replace you" or something, so probably a pro-AI doomer accelerationist or something along those lines.

Has Anarchy tattoo, likely lolberg AnCap type, used to be gay. May still be gay with troon gf. JD gay! JD GAAAAAAY!
 
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mingo mongo said:
What does he even do?
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He “makes robots that take away other people’s jobs”, or something similar that a fag in the Bay Area would say.

He mentioned it smugly in his audition video.
He didn’t outright say it, but I have a feeling that he works from home.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
robotics and AI and shit, tech job he's being vague about because his employers would probably not like him being on the Nigger Hitler House.
in his audition video, mentioned something like "I'm building the robots that will replace you" or something, so probably a pro-AI doomer accelerationist or something along those lines.

Has Anarchy tattoo, likely lolberg AnCap type, used to be gay. May still be gay with troon gf. JD gay! JD GAAAAAAY!
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That sounds gay as fuck. JD is a fag
 
noooo james you dont even really want the 50k, think about it, you wouldnt spend it on anything anyway! you want me to win the 50k because i deserve it more, right james? you know in your heart this is right. allah wills it james. we agreed that i would be the one to win the challenge, i dont know why you are doing this to me james.
 
In the end I don't care who wins I just want the mudslime to lose.

EDIT: Disagreers want the goat fucker to win 50k? Aight then.
 
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Rigging in favor of the one person who tried starting shit during the first plant challenge, putting a permanent target on his back for content - I sleep
Rigging in favor of the person you already had to coddle out of leaving once before, who will more than likely leave once Frank shows up anyway - real shit
 
Man this season has been such a turbulent ride of highs and lows. Was disappointed to see how the Cell ended only for James to barricade himself in the cell and piss in the corner to My Own Prison. Pure Neptunian kino
 
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