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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Pretty funny the fish took Jet going "The top 3 tend to make it to the end of the show" so literal that they thought just getting to 2nd/3rd place was a good goal, they didn't understand the spirit of the comment.
 
Landon and Drake have struck a deal.
Drake will bag up all the shit in the cell if Landon helps him with his job, that being to make Beth crash out (without her knowing that it's his job)
 
JD seems to be instigating now. He's following him around telling him to clean and poking fun at him not with him.
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Drake still staying hard. And being a good guy to Landon.

Landon Crashout happening today. Antara is trying to talk him down.
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Bongo talking to Beth about "[something] furry, the comic about the game of the year boy and his gay ass"

"So what happened?"
"mrshnhimnlltn"
"Noooo"
Beth, Emma, and HEYYYY LITTLE BUDDY drowning out them talking about what Bingo did in the basement but I heard "cell phone"

Beth: "Are you guys dying?"
"Nooooo" "Ye-noooo"
"It's Bingo's medicine"
"They're giving me a supplement"

Bongo got sick during the cell

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"We don't wanna be nice no more"
"I don't wanna be friends with these people no more"
Caught another salute during a 'JESUS IS KING' tts spam, then Bongo says "Jesus WILL be king"

"What is mecca?"
"Mecca's the son"
"Oh yeah the sun"
"Mecca is son, Allah is god"
"Oh like we don't face the sun"

"What is mecca?" (Yes she asked again)
"I don't know"
Twins are mad at JD again for the cuff thing and getting them sick. Bingo says they're nice normally because they're nice people but they take the challenges 100% seriously. "Sorry JD we are not a part of that community, we are mooslim now"
They wandered into the dorm and wondered "Is there anything in here that can help us be mooslem"

Twins were trying to figure out when prayer time was so they asked Emma.
 

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HAAAAW 🗣️ 🔥
Hey little buddy hows it going today?
Landon is your name.
Scrub-a-dub-dub boy clean it up,
or that stain is just gonna stay.
🎻
Hey little buddy now we're having some fun,
scrub it all up with the suuuuuuuuuuuun
so lets go Landon pick it up,
Landon loves cleanin' it uuuup!
 
Bashir: "Guys whats it mean when hydrogen peroxide makes your wound foam up?"
  • Not a Sign of Infection: The reaction occurs on any broken skin, regardless of whether the wound is infected or clean.
  • Cleaning Mechanism: The bubbling action can help lift dirt and debris out of a wound.
  • It Causes Damage: While it kills bacteria, the chemical reaction also kills healthy tissue, damaging repair cells, causing irritation, and potentially delaying the healing process.
 

Conversion complete
"Pray the gay away nojustkidding"


Then they tried again facing the complete opposite direction, on the spot they've seen Bashir pray multiple times, so they've been 90 degrees off both times. Bongo said "Christ will be king" and Fag JD pretended he was Christian and said "Christ was king" which made Bongo laugh.

Then they asked Antara which way Mecca was.
 
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