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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jet is sending each fish to confessional one after the other to give an update on the challenge, just to have them find Beth taped to the floor.
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Halloween23 said:
Fatty was great in seasons 1 and 2 but he's completely sucked since he's been properly medicated.

As far as Frank goes, Jin said it best last season "what the fuck is Frank going to do, we've already poured milk all over ourselves on day 2"
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Well he could always get the women drunk and try to have his way with them like he did with Tayleigh in S2, lol.
 
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For $5 Landon agreed to fuck with Beth and make her leave the room.

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She got mogged and is doing total whore rebellion.

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Landon got $5 and aura restore
 
Meiwaku said:
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Currently the same price as a plushie delivery. Much better value if you're into paypigging this show imo.

Beth is already getting up. All Landon did was dump trash on her once while she screamed "YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS" like peak S2 soytank.
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Buttered Newt said:
He is the posterchild of what happens to the body after a lifetime of eating nothing but goyslop ultra-processed foods.
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He reminds me a lot of proto-lolcow Ulillillia, who also subsisted exclusively on just two types of beige slop for autism reasons. He had that same shitty flabby autist body. Similar demeanor too: clearly very autistic, but reasonably sympathetic. The northern midwest seems to spawn a lot of these guys.
 
There's a new fishtoy called FORCED SCENE where two fish basically act out a scene similar to what's going on.

Drake and Bashir did one on issues with crime of the "whore rebellion".

Drake: Pacify
Bashir: Total Whore Death.

Bashir called her a "bipper" in terms of what she does and how it's gone on long enough with how it's ruining SF.

Landon did one with the Twins in terms of empathizing with being tied up.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I still have no idea what he said to Landon to get him to leave with no struggle whatsoever, was Landon just Muslim-Mindkilled by Bashir?
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IIRC (I was extremely sleepy atp) Bashir calmy said
1) he needed it more (because he has a giant target on his back, while no one wants Landon out), and
2) they both wanted JD out if they got the bullet (which is kinda irrelevant, but I guess the implication is that they're somewhat allied now).

It was a pretty unconvincing persuasion attempt, but Landon was tired, mopey, and is generally pretty retarded, so he just went along with it like the little bitch he is. PS: I love Landon despite his flaws <3
 
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