🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Beth went evil mode at 2AM to do her plan of throwing somebody's bags out the door, I assume because she thought everybody would be asleep by now. She stalked around, heard JD talking, and went back to bed.
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TWIN UPDATE:
they're ok, still asleep
 
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JD moved into Beth's room at 2:30 AM and started chatting her up, idk why. He said he turned the thermostat down to 50.
JD's trying to get on Beth's sweet side by going to get her more blankets "My biggest pet peeve is when women say they're fine when they're not" Beth complained somebody tts'd her because now she won't get enough sleep (omg noooooooooooooooooooooo)
"If you fucking shiver again I'm getting you more things"
JD somehow figured out how to harrass somebody into simping for them. Luckily he's just trying to distract her from doing more damage
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Beth is plotting in the glassroom. I started clipping late but she said "I don't care if I have to stay up all night tonight, all night tomorrow, all night the next day, someone's stuff is getting fucked with."

Then JD comes in. "Yea TTS has been harassing Landon too much, I need to sleep here." Then the JD gay song plays as he lays down.



Meanwhile Dorm is verbally upset about the landon song spam as they try to sleep.
 
I don't normally watch this late. Is it normal for Jet to play the Landon song 20+ times in a row while everyone is trying to sleep?
 
Landon sits upright in the dorm, seething, as his song plays. Director replays footage of him getting beaten by Ben

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Director is asleep: JD is LITERALLY in bed with Beth, gave her extra blankets and his own hoodies because she seemed cold (he set the thermostat to 50F). He's saying Bashir would kill Beth, and Landon has insane eyes, Emma falsely accused her boyfriend of rape.
Beth tells JD to hide his luggage because everybody will hate him for doing this, he doesn't give a shit because he's so cool
"The funniest moment in the season was that everybody wanted to fuck emma first, but when she said she had a boyfriend everybody hated her"
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Jet interrupts, challenges JD to an immediate boxing match. JD says no but says Jet can hit him right now. Jet wants legal consent first, JD refuses.
"you can have fun in my get famous for free house, my get money for free house"
JD is a legit faggot
 
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JD just confirmed he's in an open relationship, his girlfriend is in the telegram channel, and she wants him to get an STD test when he gets back. He wanted to fuck Emma before she admitted she had a boyfriend.
 
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