🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
What is Jet gonna do when James Drake wakes up and finds out they can fight production now? Wait for Luke to fly down from Rhode Island and save him?
 
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how jet's been moving this season
 
After Jet and Ben brought in two mattresses to the Glassroom to have a "super bed" for Beth and JD, Jet came back up not too long after around 2:30AM to confront JD about some things he said earlier in the evening, genuinely seemed angry and he wants to box JD.
 

Bot interrupting Beth's non-raid to do something



Beth managed to throw out somebody's shoes. She met back up with jetbot while he was trying to dock and he said "dies of cringe" as he struggled to dock


Director got bored of her nontent raid so he did w/e this is

I guess she's doing a good job at keeping people from sleeping tonight? Everybody knows she's doing this

She's mogging in the middle of the dorm as anissa politely pushes past her.
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Bashir is now wet
"This fucking cunt" -Landon
After like 6 attacks landon and bashir finally got out of bed


After this Beth refilled the pot and mentioned she was making sure the water wasn't too hot because she'd definitely get them this time and didn't want to burn them

OK to be fair she did sneak in through the secret door (nobody was watching either door) and got Landon pretty good. Landon got tasked with making sure she didn't go to sleep dry either.

"Oh epic shucks they think they got me, but they don't know about the trick I just showed them 20 seconds ago"

Ben had to break up the first counterattack because Bashir ruined her

Wiggers intervened because it was getting too obnoxious
"Where am I supposed to shower now? There's milk and vodka and hand sanitizer on me"
"Oh there's only one shower now huh? Maybe you should should have thought about that first"
 
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This says it all IMO, the only time the facial analysis has been 100% on point
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this bitch nuts, she said something about jesus being king before writing that

edit: blink and youd miss it, ben came up and erased it then berated her.
 
Beth has gone too far this time!
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As i was typing this out Ben came up and erased, told Beth no more cringe satanic shit.
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EDIT: She then started crying and pouting saying shes not a satanist just because she has "666" tattooed on herself and people don't understand shes a true christian.
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Beth was a much needed addition to this mostly dead in the water cast. Nice to see them finally doing something besides sitting in confessional all day talking about shit no one cares about. The eventual escalation from the Fish and the fall of Beth is going to be great fucking content.
 
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