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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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this bitch nuts, she said something about jesus being king before writing that

edit: blink and youd miss it, ben came up and erased it then berated her.
Beth has gone too far this time!
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LMAO as i was typing this out Ben came up and erased it and yelled at her and said no more satanic shit
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I know he's probably not actually triggered but I do very much enjoy the bit. I hope production keeps haranguing her over it.

"Disgusting. It's disgusting"
 
Bashir just said "You wanna do the just push him out thing or...?" while he was prepping the dorm to destroy JD and Beth.
Bashir: "So first off, her"
Anissa: "No, first off JD"
Landon: [loudly telling everybody that he's doing okay and angry]
 
The past 2 hours have been an absolute mess but content is content.
They REALLY fucking hate Beth (and JD).

YOU CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES

SHE'S DRENCHED
SHE'S DEFEATED
SHE'S RAPED
WOOOOOOOOAHHHH BUDDDYYYYYYY
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Everybody's out of bed, they're filling buckets, the nuclear option is on the table, Bashir intends to throw JD out a door by force,
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Landon is still in bed and saying he's fuming
 

Fishes attacked JD in bed with various liquid, while Bashir attacked Beth with hand sanitizer. She kneeled down sobbing until Ben came up to get her
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TWIN REPORT:
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So I guess the weird emphasis on religiousness and "no Satan in my household Christ is king Christ is king!!" wasn't just a Sam thing? Trying to overcompensate for the fact Christ probably wouldn't be a fan of them getting high off Galaxy Gas and doing degen shit?

I remind you of the truth:
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This fake Christian shtick is so cringe, Bashir is literally more Christian than production
They've been doing this for a while, Sam told them to ban anti-Christian chat back in S3, and then did that gay group prayer a couple times. It's all cringy as shit and reeks of insincerity, you can call people niggerfaggots, mentally torment them, and tell them to kill themselves, but no satan and no bad words about the big guy!!!
 
So I guess the weird emphasis on religiousness and "no Satan in my household Christ is king Christ is king!!" wasn't just a Sam thing? Trying to overcompensate for the fact Christ probably wouldn't be a fan of them getting high off Galaxy Gas and doing degen shit?


They've been doing this for a while, Sam told them to ban anti-Christian chat back in S3, and then did that gay group prayer a couple times. It's all cringy as shit and reeks of insincerity, you can call people niggerfaggots, mentally torment them, and tell them to kill themselves, but no satan and no bad words about the big guy!!!
Yeah its gay but performative devil worship is way cringier, especially when its some e-thot trying to fake a personality.
 
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