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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Chuck Shiesty said:
As expected, all 100+ commenters in the thread also happen to be experts in boxing.
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I at the very least agree with the top comment
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It was an extremely bitch move by Ben, he could have easily beat the shit out of Landon regardless but this makes him look like a massive pussy.
 
I really think Bashir is going home tomorrow or the day after, and I don't mean in-game elim, I mean kicked off the show for punching Beth in the head
 
While I do think Landon had been antagonistic enough to warrant a form of punishment I'm trying to wrap my head around why I find Ben beating down on the fish uncomfortable while I found Sam doing the same thing funny. I wonder if there is something Sam lacks in character where I sort of expect him to do that sort of thing, like he's a retarded bull in a China shop and I can't expect better. Ben on the other hand feels like he should have better impulse control, A curious dichotomy.
 
Look At You said:
While I do think Landon had been antagonistic enough to warrant a form of punishment I'm trying to wrap my head around why I find Ben beating down on the fish uncomfortable while I found Sam doing the same thing funny. I wonder if there is something Sam lacks in character where I sort of expect him to do that sort of thing, like he's a retarded bull in a China shop and I can't expect better. Ben on the other hand feels like he should have better impulse control, A curious dichotomy.
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This is because Sam is doing it out of a place of wanting the fish to better themselves by agreeing to a fight they know they cannot win(humility as a virtue) and ben is just sadistically beating on a retard(funny lol tardy got hurty)
 
Look At You said:
While I do think Landon had been antagonistic enough to warrant a form of punishment I'm trying to wrap my head around why I find Ben beating down on the fish uncomfortable while I found Sam doing the same thing funny. I wonder if there is something Sam lacks in character where I sort of expect him to do that sort of thing, like he's a retarded bull in a China shop and I can't expect better. Ben on the other hand feels like he should have better impulse control, A curious dichotomy.
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Sam usually held back most of the time, and the few times he genuinely landed shit (ex. Jon, Freddy) were one-time occurrences. Even with the Ben/Greg fight, Sam tells Ben to lay down for him. Here, Ben is just continuously pummeling on a drunk full-force because that's the only way he can think of recovering from all the mogging. It just looks really fucking pathetic, honestly. Even Sam could handle it better, and he's probably on ten people's worth of TRT.
 
Look At You said:
While I do think Landon had been antagonistic enough to warrant a form of punishment I'm trying to wrap my head around why I find Ben beating down on the fish uncomfortable while I found Sam doing the same thing funny. I wonder if there is something Sam lacks in character where I sort of expect him to do that sort of thing, like he's a retarded bull in a China shop and I can't expect better. Ben on the other hand feels like he should have better impulse control, A curious dichotomy.
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It's probably because the victim. Jon was annoying the every loving shit out of the entire house so it was funny to everyone when Sam rocked him a few times. Freddy was a drunken idiot so no one cared when he got it. Landon is just harmless goofy autistic guy whose shit testing came off the same as a teenager saying they hate their parents.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
This is because Sam is doing it out of a place of wanting the fish to better themselves by agreeing to a fight they know they cannot win(humility as a virtue) and ben is just sadistically beating on a retard(funny lol tardy got hurty)
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EenGevolg said:
Sam usually held back most of the time, and the few times he genuinely landed shit (ex. Jon, Freddy) were one-time occurrences. Even with the Ben/Greg fight, Sam tells Ben to lay down for him. Here, Ben is just continuously pummeling on a drunk full-force because that's the only way he can think of recovering from all the mogging. It just looks really fucking pathetic, honestly. Even Sam could handle it better, and he's probably on ten people's worth of TRT.
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wait you think Ben was 'actually' mad and wasn't pulling punches? lol


Halloween23 said:
It's probably because the victim. Jon was annoying the every loving shit out of the entire house so it was funny to everyone when Sam rocked him a few times. Freddy was a drunken idiot so no one cared when he got it. Landon is just harmless goofy autistic guy whose shit testing came off the same as a teenager saying they hate their parents.
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this is probably closer to the truth, but there also seems to be a part of it where people think Ben was actually mad and going all out instead of doing a bit, which is what it was
 
lol calm down redditors of the farms.
Even Landon laughs at the light sparring sesh.
I do agree that you don't punch people during "touch gloves"-phase.
 
It is funny seeing Beth got felted but she's not going to last in the tank if she keep this up and she might end up be a liability for the wiggers. If you're not Frank Hassle, you basically going to be cooked by the fishes who already bonded and have agreement to not fuck with each other shit. Head did it smart by trying to manipulate the fishes to go against each other. It doesn't work but it sure as shit doesn't make him suffer. Beth is just putting a target on her and JD's back because of association.

Aside from not putting a target on their back, I think a good freeloader should bring the content out of the nontent fish, just like Frank who was able to hassle Payton that she ended up punching him and like Jobe who argued with Ian over an n-word and Simbal by hurting his izzat and awaken the indian lion inside him. If weren't it for that, Simbal was just gonna coast through and probably still groping females if no one looking.
 
Look At You said:
While I do think Landon had been antagonistic enough to warrant a form of punishment I'm trying to wrap my head around why I find Ben beating down on the fish uncomfortable while I found Sam doing the same thing funny.
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To me it's cringe because a few hours before hand Anisa and Beth were clearly geared up to throw hands and production was physically preventing them from doing so. But it's cool to bring up drunk Landon and sucker punch him in fighting room? Why would you not take the two bitches who are rearing to go at each other to the fighting room?

The conversation around Beth being a good/bad freeloader is completely overshadowed by production actually coddling her.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
To me it's cringe because a few hours before hand Anisa and Beth were clearly geared up to throw hands and production was physically preventing them from doing so. But it's cool to bring up drunk Landon and sucker punch him in fighting room? Why would you not take the two bitches who are rearing to go at each other to the fighting room?

The conversation around Beth being a good/bad freeloader is completely overshadowed by production actually coddling her.
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the fight room wasn't meant to be revealed so early
 
Unwired Clutter said:
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The twins have been drifting further away from the fish the last several days, they're way less interesting than they were last week. Whenever I see stuff posted about the twins now, 90% of the time it's things I never saw because something more interesting was happening elsewhere in the house and it feels like the twins recappers are watching a completely different show.

They need to stop isolating so much, and also production needs to give them more stuff to do, last week they had detective type stuff to do, little adventures to go on, but production has been doing fuck all and the twins obviously can't create content themselves. What happened to the Jet is an alien bit? They could have done some stuff with that but it hasn't been mentioned in days. They went from what Josiefags imagined Josie was actually like, to just what Josie was actually like. Sad to see.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
The twins have been drifting further away from the fish the last several days, they're way less interesting than they were last week. Whenever I see stuff posted about the twins now, 90% of the time it's things I never saw because something more interesting was happening elsewhere in the house and it feels like the twins recappers are watching a completely different show.

They need to stop isolating so much, and also production needs to give them more stuff to do, last week they had detective type stuff to do, little adventures to go on, but production has been doing fuck all and the twins obviously can't create content themselves. What happened to the Jet is an alien bit? They could have done some stuff with that but it hasn't been mentioned in days. They went from what Josiefags imagined Josie was actually like, to just what Josie was actually like. Sad to see.
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I legitimately have a whole subplot for the psychic twins+alien jet thing that gives us a big lore dump on the Entity and the Elimination Crystals, but it's wasted in the fanfic category at the dollar general
 
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