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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
To me it's cringe because a few hours before hand Anisa and Beth were clearly geared up to throw hands and production was physically preventing them from doing so. But it's cool to bring up drunk Landon and sucker punch him in fighting room? Why would you not take the two bitches who are rearing to go at each other to the fighting room?

The conversation around Beth being a good/bad freeloader is completely overshadowed by production actually coddling her.
This is a good point actually. I'm all for content so I have no problem seeing Landon get pummeled by Ben. Landon also seem to be cool with it. So, why didn't they let Anisa and Beth fight in a safe environment with boxing gloves?
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Jet, you do realize she ain't gonna let you hit after Basyir done practicing sharia law with her, right?
 
Sam usually held back most of the time, and the few times he genuinely landed shit (ex. Jon, Freddy) were one-time occurrences. Even with the Ben/Greg fight, Sam tells Ben to lay down for him. Here, Ben is just continuously pummeling on a drunk full-force because that's the only way he can think of recovering from all the mogging. It just looks really fucking pathetic, honestly. Even Sam could handle it better, and he's probably on ten people's worth of TRT.
Ben can be not holding back but also not going full force at the same time, in fact that's exactly what he did (because he can't box). There was no wind-up in any of his punches and they did no real damage.

People are treating this shit like Ben was delivering full KO power, in their heads they imagine this:
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(fight is Abraham/Grevor)

When really it was wild flailing with no real power behind it. Landon was a drunk defenseless retard who took two hits to the chin before he went down, and even then he got right back up unbothered. Those punches simply had no power and he went down because he was drunk and completely defenseless. Landon was not starched - he quit!

I enjoyed the segment because it was haha beat up a retard funny but also Landon was obviously not actually harmed and was right back to normal immediately. Ben can't keep the tiger down. This was content that didn't kill the vibes. What's the problem? Stop being gay.
 
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Ben can be not holding back but also not going full force at the same time, in fact that's exactly what he did (because he can't box). There was no wind-up in any of his punches and they did no real damage.

People are treating this shit like Ben was delivering full KO power, in their heads they imagine this:
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When really it was wild flailing with no real power behind it. Landon was a drunk defenseless retard who took two hits to the chin before he went down, and even then he got right back up unbothered. Those punches simply had no power and he went down because he was drunk and completely defenseless. Landon was not starched - he quit!

I enjoyed the segment because it was haha beat up a retard funny but also Landon was obviously not actually harmed and was right back to normal immediately. Ben can't keep the tiger down. This was content that didn't kill the vibes. What's the problem? Stop being gay.
a lot of the "ermegerhd ben beat up landon!" type posts remind me of my emotionally incontinent grandmother, the type where their initial feeling about a thing is more important than any other details, including the ones that they literally witnessed as part of the thing they're reacting to.
 
I legitimately have a whole subplot for the psychic twins+alien jet thing that gives us a big lore dump on the Entity and the Elimination Crystals, but it's wasted in the fanfic category at the dollar general
With the show turning into a new (yet old, S2) direction(?), I'd surprised if this subplot shows up ever again. Either the wiggers will salvage it or the rest of the season is likely to turn into a trashfire, but I'll keep watching and see how the shitshow will unfold. I'm still optimistic for now.
However, it is very apparent Jet brought in Beth solely to fuck her. Get checked up after the season bro, lmao
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a lot of the "ermegerhd ben beat up landon!" type posts remind me of my emotionally incontinent grandmother, the type where their initial feeling about a thing is more important than any other details, including the ones that they literally witnessed as part of the thing they're reacting to.
Just remember, those are the same types wanting Beth to be dead/out because she is a whore, or want Bashir dead/out because he is a muslim. Their idea of fun is getting bent out of shape over nonsense. thats all. Just laugh and move on.
 
you actually think Landon mogging prod makes them salty? lol
Definitely.

Every season they have atleast one fish who is combative and you can see the visible frustration, confusion, and anger from production members. Wiggers think their shit doesn't stink and when some one challenges their ego they take it very poorly.
 
Definitely.

Every season they have atleast one fish who is combative and you can see the visible frustration, confusion, and anger from production members. Wiggers think their shit doesn't stink and when some one challenges their ego they take it very poorly.
so are we just ignoring the basement chats where they've said they enjoyed Landon mogging them?
 
you actually think Landon mogging prod makes them salty? lol
You are right, production definitely wasn't salty. That's why they revealed the room early so Ben could fight Landon, because it was appropriate then, and not when they had to physically restrain two women from fighting each other hours before hand. That makes complete and total sense.

Just so my post isn't only responding to someone, I think JD cooked today if he doesn't win the typing contest. Anisa, James, Bashir, and Landon all hate Beth but they can't do anything to her that will actually get rid of her. So the next best thing is to go after the faggot who has thrown his lot in with her who they actually can get rid of.
 
so are we just ignoring the basement chats where they've said they enjoyed Landon mogging them?
maybe if I were autistic and I didn’t understand concepts like sarcasm and saving face.

you choosing to ignore the video where production took time out to say the weren’t enjoying this season, the fans, or fish and just want to see it over with?
 
maybe if I were autistic and I didn’t understand concepts like sarcasm and saving face.

you choosing to ignore the video where production took time out to say the weren’t enjoying this season, the fans, or fish and just want to see it over with?
actually I missed that one and have only seen clips and heard people talk about it, still doesn't change that Ben is pretty obviously doing a bit, he did the same bit earlier by yelling at Landon.

If they really hated Landon that much they'd get rid of him. They did it in s4.

and if you weren't autistic you'd be able to tell that prod wasn't being sarcastic when they were talking about enjoying landon mogging them. You could argue they've grown tired of it, but you didn't go that route.
 
landon's being very careful about toeing the line. he hasn't brought up anything that actually pisses them off(marky, /r9k/, sam's ex and her allegations) and doesn't push them too hard.
he's also a good fish when he's not pressing them, which I think is what pissed them off about Daniel. He'd just do nothing, then get drunk and lock in on trying to mog jet. Landon actually does his jobs, participates in challenges, etc. most of the time.
 
maybe if I were autistic and I didn’t understand concepts like sarcasm and saving face.

you choosing to ignore the video where production took time out to say the weren’t enjoying this season, the fans, or fish and just want to see it over with?
Wat? I think you might be based on your gleaming this from the vid they released. They were referring to the doomers, which is nothing new, almost every season there is at least one video from prod shitting on that segment of the fan base, Also, are you interpreting them saying they "just want to give someone 50K" as them wanting the season over with? That's a bit of a stretch.
 
actually I missed that one and have only seen clips and heard people talk about it, still doesn't change that Ben is pretty obviously doing a bit, he did the same bit earlier by yelling at Landon.

If they really hated Landon that much they'd get rid of him. They did it in s4.

and if you weren't autistic you'd be able to tell that prod wasn't being sarcastic when they were talking about enjoying landon mogging them. You could argue they've grown tired of it, but you didn't go that route.
I would bet money you also thought Sam approved of the gorilla nest bit.

Got a clip of this?
It's in the thread, just lurk.

Bam silently stares on in horror as Jet and Ben explain how much they aren't having fun, arent enjoying their time with the fish, and are now ignoring the fans. That they just want to see this closed out and dont care if it gets down to a 1000 viewers, their only goal is to finish the show and end it.
 
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