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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
There's no way they can ignore the Anisa thing right? They'd be completely retarded to let her stay after she attempted to go nuclear and ruin the entire show.
 
code123 said:
They should have like 3 show runners working in shifts, and let each one have its own feel, can help with vibe repair and giving the fish something to look forward for.

lets say we have someone watch overnight, 2am-10am they are fairly chill just supposed to put the fish to bed so they have energy for the next day, dont have any ideas for this host rn.
10am-6pm, we have xavier having the fish larp and perform the days jobs, friendtank content, can hassle them a bit but let them have fun and fill time with content.
6pm-2am, we get jet & ben hell house, standard fishtank content.

does not have to be super rigid but i think it can help the fish power though tough times and not burn out, eg landon knows jet & ben are going to make his life hell but xaiver has a quest for him, could give different contestants time to shine in different environments.

give us a quick downstairs chat before each swap and let us know prods thoughts/plans.
and introducing some structure like this just gives you another thing to take away and destroy to fuck with them as the show progresses.
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I think it's a great idea, the only thing I'd change is the timing, they have prime time too early. I think it's ok for the fish to sleep in until noon and stay up later. Maybe this is my perspective as someone with a job, but my viewing time is almost exclusively late evening unwind time. Everything I get to see live is organic shit from the fish after production has run and concluded their bits. I think they should have major stuff start at 7 their time and conclude at 10. That puts results at 7pm for the West Coast of the only country that matters, which still kind of sucks but it's a lot better than the majority contests happening in the afternoon.
Wax said:
Beth update, hopefully the last we ever hear or see of her.

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Damn, Jet hit it pretty quick before dumping her in that Uber.
 
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Depriving a man of his cheese fries for too long can take him to dark places.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I think it's a great idea, the only thing I'd change is the timing, they have prime time too early. I think it's ok for the fish to sleep in until noon and stay up later. Maybe this is my perspective as someone with a job, but my viewing time is almost exclusively late evening unwind time. Everything I get to see live is organic shit from the fish after production has run and concluded their bits. I think they should have major stuff start at 7 their time and conclude at 10. That puts results at 7pm for the West Coast of the only country that matters, which still kind of sucks but it's a lot better than the majority contests happening in the afternoon.
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or maybe they could just do more shit during the day?
the few short segments they do and the "challenges" which reward everyone for doing nothing could be changed into something that encourages them to do something?

doesn't help that they don't have any real money rewards for anything now 🤣 of course no one is gonna do anything in the challenge when they'll piss off the rest of the house and get eliminated
 
Maybe controversial but Beth wasn't a good freeloader because she didn't change the house dynamics or spice anything up at all.
Didn't bring out any content or tension outside of anyone other than Landon and Bashir. Who were already content. At least JD tried to ally with her and do something with that. And Anissa got a job to piss her off. Which was a good step.
Production just has to do something to make James or Emma likeable if they want them to stay.
Or maybe I'm just overthinking this gay scuffed show.
 
mango_reseller said:
He has not been fucked with by anyone so far, thug what out. So far the worst he's done is drag JD across a room and get some spices and water sprayed on him. Someone should cut his ponytail when he's asleep and then we'll see
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This is 0% possible without massive violence. Bashir doesn't drink, so he's never passed out, only asleep. His braid is thick enough and healthy enough that it would take half a dozen hacks with a decently sharp pair of scissors to completely sever it. There's no way that anyone could sleep through that without alcohol or drugs. Unless everyone in the house sat on top of Bashir while the smallest one hacked at the braid, it's not going to happen, and even if it did, I think Production would break it up before his hair got cut. At best they'd cut off a small hank before Production got there to stop them.

I'm sorry, it's just a dream, much like my dream of the Golden Dome being hit by a missile on live TV.
 
Polyboros2 said:
With one little change you can answer your own question
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I tried to edit this to extend it, but Tartarus fucked it up so I'm doing it as a follow up.

The bullet tonight has a lot of potential to really fuck things up, and production has shown no signs of being in a good headspace to navigate it.

Anissa obviously has to go, she has prepared plans to harm the show and she's getting outside direction to do it that she's following.

JD needs to go, he revealed he only alloted two weeks for being in the house. He could probably stay for a planned elimination on Saturday though.

Emma is on shakey grounds with her boyfriend situation, she's the only other fish that should be on the chopping block right now, but still probably should stay over JD and Anisa.

Anyone else gets cut and we are likely going into the halfway point with 4 Fish. Optimally we should start the last week with that many. That gives us an every other day elimination for the climax. 3 would be ok, but 4 would be better.

The speed run of Season 2 will be complete if that happens as the last half of the show will be fucking dead from bad management of contestants. That gives us two eliminations for week 3 and just the picking winner for all of week 4, and everything has to go perfectly to maintain that bad schedule.
 
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