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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
JD is the perfect example of why having an Ivy League education doesn't make you intelligent.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I tried to edit this to extend it, but Tartarus fucked it up so I'm doing it as a follow up.

The bullet tonight has a lot of potential to really fuck things up, and production has shown no signs of being in a good headspace to navigate it.

Anissa obviously has to go, she has prepared plans to harm the show and she's getting outside direction to do it that she's following.

JD needs to go, he revealed he only alloted two weeks for being in the house. He could probably stay for a planned elimination on Saturday though.

Emma is on shakey grounds with her boyfriend situation, she's the only other fish that should be on the chopping block right now, but still probably should stay over JD and Anisa.

Anyone else gets cut and we are likely going into the halfway point with 4 Fish. Optimally we should start the last week with that many. That gives us an every other day elimination for the climax. 3 would be ok, but 4 would be better.

The speed run of Season 2 will be complete if that happens as the last half of the show will be fucking dead from bad management of contestants. That gives us two eliminations for week 3 and just the picking winner for all of week 4, and everything has to go perfectly to maintain that bad schedule.
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Just permaban Anissa’s boyfriend from sending TTS and love letters. JD obviously needs to go though.
 
Roak said:
everything entertaining that has happened in the past couple of days (The cell
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That cell was genuinely the worst cell so far, production slept through most of it and it ended in the most anticlimactic way possible. The only entertaining part of it was Drake barricading the room with the timer still going but nothing even came of that.
 
mingo mongo said:
Just permaban Anissa’s boyfriend from sending TTS and love letters. JD obviously needs to go though.
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They had preplanned code names for disruptive actions, he can just create another account and tell her to fuck shit up, or when she realizes she's not hearing from him she'll probably start stuff. Hell at this point she's probably already "activated" and doesn't need anymore outside direction.

Edit: Reading those messages, it seems that they had plans to always harm the show for their own personal clout, unless it really looked line she had a shot at the $50k. They need to have eyes on her constantly, and if she's in m still in the house when parts of production go to sleep, they are completely fucking retarded. She has to be out of the House today.
 
jenna raiding said:
That cell was genuinely the worst cell so far, production slept through most of it and it ended in the most anticlimactic way possible. The only entertaining part of it was Drake barricading the room with the timer still going but nothing even came of that.
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It was rushed as well cause fuck all was happening, so they removed the computers in a rush and then decided to do it in the jungle room. they are not doing as many challenges this seasson hell, they are not even doing ones from previous seasons, like they could have played a fucked up Simon Says in the cell or they could have asked the fish to use the camera and do skits with them like tay and shinji did in s2 all they done was the ball brother skit which fucking sucks and something with a plank of wood.

THE FUCK ARE THESE WIGGERS DOING
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
THE CELL AND WHORRIBLE BETH
But let's start with creepy JD totally not saying some pedo shit
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What a weird fucking guy.. Getting Indian vibes from that fag.
 
So production is facing down the barrel of either JD or James getting eliminated, Anissa walking, and JD also possibly walking anyway. What a great time to accidentally turn yourselves heel to your contestants to the point where one of them is actively trying to sabotage the whole show.

It's almost like, coddeling Beth and fighting Landon were stupid fucking decisions.
 
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eliminating emma is the way to go
shes the most nontent
id pick jd just because i think hes annoying also people pointed out he has to leave soon anyways so thats a good reason to get rid of him too
bashir has immunity so hes staying
they like james for whatever reason so hell be staying too
i think anissa actually tries and does stuff idk why people hate her so much
 
bookers said:
eliminating emma is the way to go
shes the most nontent
id pick jd just because i think hes annoying also people pointed out he has to leave soon anyways so thats a good reason to get rid of him too
bashir has immunity so hes staying
they like james for whatever reason so hell be staying too
i think anissa actually tries and does stuff idk why people hate her so much
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think he said he was going to go for Anisa. She is also not content, though, but not as bad as Emma. She was crying about how Bash and Beth were throwing shit at each other, and she didn't get why they would do that.

Where the fuck did prod find these fucking people?! I know Emma and Anissa have seen the show as well, and they don't understand why people are throwing shit at each other. Emma and Anissa are legit fucking stupid
 
bookers said:
eliminating emma is the way to go
shes the most nontent
id pick jd just because i think hes annoying also people pointed out he has to leave soon anyways so thats a good reason to get rid of him too
bashir has immunity so hes staying
they like james for whatever reason so hell be staying too
i think anissa actually tries and does stuff idk why people hate her so much
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unfortunately it's wiggers and the fish deciding, so it's either James or Anissa leaving 🤣
 
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