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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Coolguy420 said:
I really don't understand why Sams crew is called Wiggers. Did the meaning of Wigger change to people that wear streetwear and listen to underground rap? None of these people look like a G Unit member.
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This is not ironic. He got pissed off when a tts asked him if it was bad on purpose during season 1.
 
NylonPython said:
They are literal Wiggers.
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Halloween23 said:

This is not ironic. He got pissed off when a tts asked him if it was bad on purpose during season 1.
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> given soul sucking jobs
>Constantly fucked with
>Vibes status: un-repaired
>Production being PUSHYS
>Not engaging in challenges during day.
>One meal a day.
>Binge drinking in the evenings
>Keep fish up all night with TTS

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"WHY ARE THE FISH DOING NOTHING!!!!"


Gee I fuckin wonder. 🤔
 
Bro i am so fucking tired of something really fun happening on the show at night and then in the morning waking up to the same groups who weren't there pearl-clutching and trying to connect it to Jet being a sex pest.
Like yeah Jet is a retard and fucks the show up sometimes but I guarantee when a fish eliminates JD tonight, or in a week, or whenever, the same group of people will start spamming "Jet rigged it to get JD off because he didnt fight him that one night after hearing the TTS about the season 4 girls".

This season is genuinely good so far and some people will never be happy
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Beating on Landon was kino because ultimately he doesnt care he got beat up
 
Since production's doing a le funny derail right now and there's no content to be found, lemme say something that'll at least generate conversation in the wake of none to be had from wigger crashouts:

Icesnort/Ricesnot fell the fuck off last year. It's become another "teehee artist buttbuddy meme dump!" thing and the new jokes they attempt to insert just aren't funny, plus they keep dumping random shit using the channel now when the point was supposed to be it activates every december for miser edits. It's just not funny no more, guy needs to go back to making funny skeleton videos instead of letting random discord gaylords dump on it.

Also Jet gay, JD gayer, kick the big nose out of the house saboteur saboteur saboteur
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Bro i am so fucking tired of something really fun happening on the show at night and then in the morning waking up to the same groups who weren't there pearl-clutching and trying to connect it to Jet being a sex pest.
Like yeah Jet is a retard and fucks the show up sometimes but I guarantee when a fish eliminates JD tonight, or in a week, or whenever, the same group of people will start spamming "Jet rigged it to get JD off because he didnt fight him that one night after hearing the TTS about the season 4 girls".

This season is genuinely good so far and some people will never be happy
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I think the ones who get super angry over it are people who give the tank their full attention. I learned a long time ago that you should second screen it and only unmute it when something interesting is happening. So for me its like yeah there's been a ton of downtime this season, but I don't really care that much because I've not really wasted that time listening to the fish sit on the couch making small talk.
 
Enig said:
Since production's doing a le funny derail right now and there's no content to be found, lemme say something that'll at least generate conversation in the wake of none to be had from wigger crashouts:

Icesnort/Ricesnot fell the fuck off last year. It's become another "teehee artist buttbuddy meme dump!" thing and the new jokes they attempt to insert just aren't funny, plus they keep dumping random shit using the channel now when the point was supposed to be it activates every december for miser edits. It's just not funny no more, guy needs to go back to making funny skeleton videos instead of letting random discord gaylords dump on it.

Also Jet gay, JD gayer, kick the big nose out of the house saboteur saboteur saboteur
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to piggyback on this, how do I get the signature or tagline to show up under my name?

JD is a fag.
 
Brutality said:
This is why Bashir was brought to the basement
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Look into the etymology of the word "alcohol".
Muslims are prohibited from drinking it for intoxication, they aren't prohibited from using it for other things. It's not like pork fat levels of haram where physical contact on the skin is ritually unclean. Even a third world durka durka knows alcohol in the eyes hurts and and can cause serious damage, much less a Minnesotan mudblood.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
They made like 1.5m in almost pure profit last year. They have more than enough money floating around to handle the show.
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They should have more than enough money around. But Sam is Jets role model in being extremely wasteful with money.

I believe them when they say they are desperate for cash this season, as I suspect Sam took the house sale money.

I think the plan was they use Fishtank for the capital, the show pays bills, buys houses, and then Sam gets the money for flipping the houses. Sucks to be the "Investors," they listed those houses as assets but I doubt the sale ever even hit a company bank account.

The market kind of sucks for buying and flipping, and doubly so when you do a ton of damage to the house. Even if you were planning to remodel. I'd bet the profit margin on those houses were less than a quarter of a million combined.

Season 5 probably needed to be a frugal reset. They could of bought a house in a more favorable state paid a lawyer to get whatever permits they needed to film for less than they are renting this House for. But this set up was pitched to them by a fan at the end of Season 4 iirc and the Wiggers are paradoxically lazy. I actually think squattertank in a tired but not completely run down house could of been is own kind of fun.
 
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