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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
And now it's just shirtless weirdo hour.
Le sigh.

EDIT: JD probably wouldn't have been shot down by the e-thot dominatrix like that if he didn't throw everyone under the buss for a slim shot at 50 body count scabby pussy not even 24 hours prior.
 
Bashir looked like a Die Hard villain that whole time
I think you mean STAY HARD

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Muslims shooting defenseless women was more entertaining on LiveLeak
 
It was probably rigged and they would bring whoever back once Anissa walked out, I think.
 
Holy Chinesium AK

For non-gun people that's the most ratted out larp ass AK imaginable. The attachments are amazon airsoft garbage, the hand guard is keymod (outdated and useless attachment system), and he has TWO sights that are blocking each other. Actually it probably is just a really cheap airsoft anyways because that thing is embarrassing.
Shit is so mall ninja'd I didn't even recognize it as an AK.
 
If I ran into him out in public, like at a gas station or outside a Dollar Tree, and he spoke to me, the only thing I'd say to him is "Get the fuck away from me right now."
He's got a black eye from someone doing that already. I think most would also do the same.
He's retarded enough to make this awkward for them all after how tame this shit has been though.
 
Bashir eliminates Anissa who was going home anyway. What a fucking loser. Actually a bad player.

On the other hand, it's a good thing he's so stupid, he might have fucked things up for production by eliminating real competition.
Probably also told him to do that in the basement anyway.
Scripted gay and retarded.
 
Did he say "they say I have Black Girl Nipples!"
 
NGL, I'm dooming about the season now. I think the vibes were finished the moment the day that the cell occurred/right after Vicky left. Jet listened to the worst fags ever (helltank/streamstars) and it ruined the season. Every day up until Vicky left was cinema though.

Edit: this new freeloader looks disgusting and uninteresting. I heard one second of his voice when he was shirtless and I just can't.
 
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