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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
If I ran into him out in public, like at a gas station or outside a Dollar Tree, and he spoke to me, the only thing I'd say to him is "Get the fuck away from me right now."
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production: Hey let's put a retarded predator with zero aura on the show what could possibly go wrong?

Homeless people are all fun and games until you have to deal with the liabilities from actual sexual assault.
 
Why the fuck are they having such a hard time finding freeloaders this season. Are you honestly telling me that there isnt enough weirdos in fucking ATLANTA? (Yes I know jet doesnt want to recruit locally but i have a hard time thinking that rule applies to freeloaders)
 
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James seriously looking at this Discord nigger telling a story about showing his penis to chat and how he made friends showing his penis to chat. :lossmanjack:
 
a-Lager said:
Why the fuck are they having such a hard time finding freeloaders this season. Are you honestly telling me that there isnt enough weirdos in fucking ATLANTA? (Yes I know jet doesnt want to recruit locally but i have a hard time thinking that rule applies to freeloaders)
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Fuckin hell just go to Home Depot and get a random mexican day laborer for like $50 a day and have them be a freeloader.
 
Now this is my kinda content.
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Bam talking to the barber about his Jackass days.
 
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James Drake was asked to give Mr. Naked the rundown of the show and the house. Interviewed him, too.

Drake explains that the last freeloader was removed because she was dumping water everywhere, so definitely don't do that.

Mr. Naked is from Iowa.

He's been on Discord "since he was 13". He joined a server when he turned 18 called "God Gang". He used it to post his nudes and made a friend.

He says he has few friends. Drake says that this is a good place to make friends! He says that he's shocked he is here, thinks he is dreaming.

A friend of his suggested he apply because he's "a crazy dude". He says he did watch some of S5, but other seasons were just "bits and pieces".

Drake explains again, NO WATER.

The Uber driver that dropped off Mr. Naked was also the one that dropped off Anissa. He asked about it because he recognized the address and asked why he was dropping off another person there.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Week 1 - Everybody super excited, claiming its the best the show has ever been. Sam was obviously ruining the show.
Week 2 - "This shit sucks, shows over, production sucks, Bam is boring"
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Told you guys the first week is the best part :smug:
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week 3 usually picks up iirc, this show is always a rollercoaster of ups and downs, I just wish the contestants were the downs
 
GGSurvivor said:
This is objectively true & BAM still isn't the problem. The problem is that Jet and Ben can't think on their feet (Sam couldn't really do it either as seen in S2).
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SenorKrinkle said:
week 3 usually picks up iirc, this show is always a rollercoaster of ups and downs, I just wish the contestants were the downs
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Im just making fun of the doomers, Im still having fun. Show regulars know the cycle. Somebody post the meme.
 
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