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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Some people can react very weirdly after a fight if they aren't super used to them, the adrenaline after and emotions can be overwhelming even if you win. JD being so chill and unbothered is honestly hilarious.

Eta: jet is done seething and crying and he's back on the dial sending JD "J Fag" messages, the sour bitch.
 
When Bingo got up from the sofa for the first time in like, hours, to go into the closet for the pep talk, she looks visibly thinner now. I honestly think she has an unironic ED with the way she deflected Ben asking her if she was going to eat her baby food, and she said "I'm not going to do it right now but I'll do it later, when I get up". I guarantee she doesn't eat it. Baby food also seriously has like, what, 60 calories? They need to have her drink an Ensure shake or something, 3x a day.
 
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Landon, as the chef, has been given several grocery bags that are allegedly filled with everything he needs to make homemade PORTESI CHEESE FRIES. It is up to him to do so.
 
saralovesjuicyfruit said:
I honestly think she has an unironic ED with the way she deflected Ben asking her if she was going to eat her baby food, and she said "I'm not going to do it right now but I'll do it later, when I get up". I guarantee she doesn't eat it. Baby food also seriously has like, what, 60 calories? They need to have her drink an Ensure shake or something, 3x a day.
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When Bingo was given it earlier she said it had pedophile vibes to it and she didn't care for it at all, doubly so because of the twin's past.
 
I'm starting back on my anti-Mints crusade now.

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Fuck you MINTS!!!!
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Fuck you MINTS!!!!

Too pussy to fight Bashir, and Bashir said he would fight Mints' bodyguard.

JD Less Gay
 
TTS is coming in with Portesi marketing copy-pasted from their website to get Landon excited about cheese fries.
 
Some findings from a video posted on Mr Naked's reddit:

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Looks like...

drilid101@gmail.com drlild101@gmail.com thank you to I Shidded I Farded I Came
Fishtank.live site username: NeonSurge
DelugeRPG username: Dzardian

correct me if I'm reading blurry things wrong
 
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