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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765

JD was concerned about Bingo. Bongo said Bingo won't die, it's just withdrawals and she's been through this before.
I didn't hear what the med was.
 
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Cringe Clips of MINTS resurfaced.






Bonus:
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FUCK YOU MINTS!!!!
 
Alright boys, I'm gonna be hopefully again, the right decision for the Elimination was made. The show being healthier is not bad content.

Agares said:
Landon just got his own personal cooking challenge. Can he cook anything more complicated than reheating a frozen pizza or chicken nuggets? We shall soon find out.
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If they didn't give him seasoning they fucked up, if they didn't give him garlic butter it's fucking rigged man.
 
A large number of TTS counter signaling "JD Gay" wasnt enough for the house's resident faggot, he gotta seethe about "jd gay" not being creative enough as a tts.

ETA: the fact he is even still acknowledging it is a massive L and a huge tell in his intelligence.
 
I give the fight to JD since Jet has been seething like a faggot, and JD clearly held back a decent bit after he noticed Jet was bleeding. Neptroon may have held back a little, but there were some pretty dirty moments from him. The look on Ben's face when he realized JD was actually getting the upper hand was pretty funny too.
 
Nihil Jung said:
A large number of TTS counter signaling "JD Gay" wasnt enough for the house's resident faggot, he gotta seethe about "jd gay" not being creative enough as a tts.

ETA: the fact he is even still acknowledging it is a massive L and a huge tell in his intelligence.
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I would just fucking roll with it and laugh with it, this nigga is SO defensive about not being a faggot. Cringiest part was when he was alone with Landon in the confessional and was all "Landon I've fucked dozens of women, someone get me a whiteboard, I'll draw you a diagram on how to pleasure a woman".

EDIT: he's doing it again now lmfaooo
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
Skip ahead, Wigger W. They evict the pedophile creep live on Camera in the basement.

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Jet gives him "a bitcoin" and said to cash it at the Airport.
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For context people found his discord/twitter/etc and phonebooked him, he's an actual pedophile. Jet tells him he's not paying for his flight but the Uber they bought him to leave the property to downtown works. And that his bitcoin is only copper and worth nothing. This is unsubstantiated but rumors are the cops are waiting for him at his Uber destination.
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He bragged about touching a sleeping minor.
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Repeatedly hiring on a pedophile to do a 'oopsie' reveal later is gay as hell. Letting him walkout with 2 unbroken legs is even gayer.
 
> Fucks up everything.
> Brings on a pedo (again).
> Hires Mints.
> Listens to no one.
> Gets fee fees hurt by contestants not standing down.
> Throws a egotistical temper tantrum today via mass spamming ads and "modern art".
> Gets pressed about (probably true) allegations on OF whores on the show.
> Made to bleed by JD (gay) today.


Face it Mr.Jet, you're an unofficial contestant and we love seeing you tortured as much as we do other contestants.

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(JD Less Gay)
 
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