🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[itogi]

A pair of new images from the adboard that are going to piss Bashir off.

 

[cuttysnark]

The fridge has a water line, and they leak all the time. Check that you loser. God forbid there be a man in that house

 

[Troonos]

Skip ahead, Wigger W. They evict the pedophile creep live on Camera in the basement.

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Jet gives him "a bitcoin" and said to cash it at the Airport.
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For context people found his discord/twitter/etc and phonebooked him, he's an actual pedophile. Jet tells him he's not paying for his flight but the Uber they bought him to leave the property to downtown works. And that his bitcoin is only copper and worth nothing. This is unsubstantiated but rumors are the cops are waiting for him at his Uber destination.
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He bragged about touching a sleeping minor.

https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2037322679322349718

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The producer should've beaten the shit out of this faggot instead of that other faggot.

 

[AntaraBot_9000]

i woke up to check for fishtank updates and im seeing a bunch of faggots arguing the ethics of bringing pedophiles onto fishtank

Another illiterate nigger. We all agree that pedos should be executed. And I assume no one here wants them on FTL unless it is to rape and brutally murder them.

gay as theories

(...) you were saying the name Mr Naked was the production's idea. But he said to Bam or someone else that he called himself that a few times (I'm pretty sure he did anyway), so he must have been known as that in online spaces.

I said I assume the name was given to him, but I might very well be wrong about that. Regardless, it was just a minor point. A "gay as", minor point.

background check

This is what spawned this entire retarded discussion. I initially played devil's advocate and made the argument that this is most likely not something you could find by a simple background check. You'd prolly need a good P.D. considering that afaik the only concrete things pointing to him being a pedo/molester before entering the show were 1) testemonies from some of his neighbours/close community members, and 2) a likely small group of zoomer faggots treating him as a lolcow on their private discord servers instead of doing community service and exposing the world to this demon. All the things that were publicly available were all things that proved he was the perfect lolcow to get on the show to bully and ridicule.

I guess people interpreted me as being a Goran and/or pedo apologists, but I'm not. Goran is retarded, and nothing would be better if that other humanoid got a surprise visit after his little ATL trip.

 

[John Egbert BD]

I guess people interpreted me as being a Goran and/or pedo apologists, but I'm not. Goran is retarded, and nothing would be better if that other humanoid got a surprise visit after his little ATL trip.

Everytime i open up this thread, usually looking for updates on THE TIGER or THE DRAGON, you are spilling paragraphs on paragraphs of inane psychobabble that means very little and contributes even less. You know, it is an option to read the happenings, and then NOT post.

 

[CH4TT3R]

Another illiterate nigger. We all agree that pedos should be executed. And I assume no one here wants them on FTL unless it is to rape and brutally murder them.

I said I assume the name was given to him, but I might very well be wrong about that. Regardless, it was just a minor point. A "gay as", minor point.

This is what spawned this entire retarded discussion. I initially played devil's advocate and made the argument that this is most likely not something you could find by a simple background check. You'd prolly need a good P.D. considering that afaik the only concrete things pointing to him being a pedo/molester before entering the show were 1) testemonies from some of his neighbours/close community members, and 2) a likely small group of zoomer faggots treating him as a lolcow on their private discord servers instead of doing community service and exposing the world to this demon. All the things that were publicly available were all things that proved he was the perfect lolcow to get on the show to bully and ridicule.

I guess people interpreted me as being a Goran and/or pedo apologists, but I'm not. Goran is retarded, and nothing would be better if that other humanoid got a surprise visit after his little ATL trip.

Yeah, I get where you are coming from, you could be right, but just saying they might have found something, anything if they looked in the first place. Also, just pointing out that it's crazy that they have been doing this for 6 seasons and still don't perform background checks at all. But yeah, I don't blame production for not seeing he was a pedo, just based on his looks or how he acts.

Anyway, it's old news now, and this is just shitting up the thread. need to keep an eye out for gorans next fuck up


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I swear to god this session has been dry af, like what has actually happened. Some plants got fucked, unc shat beans (epic prank by the way), was cool when they played that creed song when Bashir returned. Other than that, I really cannot think of anything truly funny happening or any memorable moments. It's not just me, right?

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Drake left his shit under Emma's bed and can't shower so he enlisted Bongo to wake them up.
They all agreed to go back to sleep.

 

[RefreshingPotatoChip]

It's Emma's birthday! She turned 23 today

 

[PickledPorky]

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This picture tickles me pink every time I see it. Even his own shadow looks manly. JD is a fag.

 

[StimulatedOrb]

I guess people interpreted me as being a Goran and/or pedo apologists, but I'm not. Goran is retarded, and nothing would be better if that other humanoid got a surprise visit after his little ATL trip.

This website has a lot of faggots who want Josh to be their eFather, among other things. So you have to say "Bri'ish", cry about cats being killed all the time (more so when they are not), pretend trannies are a serious threat at all times, act like you are an edgy version of Hank Hill who loves huntin and a grillin, and avoid the AN spam of endless doom about America, also always say pedos must die (even when you point out someone might have slipped through or be part of gayops, it doesnt matter, failure to say "kill them all" means you love pedos and rape kids). Once you get that down, you will fit right in with the inner circle.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

It hurts to watch the poses these retards sleep in.

Bongo still feeling sick, she feels a cold. tts told them drake already fed the fish (don't think he did), and that Bongo should force-feed Bingo.
"you want me to feed you? They said I should feed you if I have to"
"Nooo! I'm not gonna leave the show"
Bingo says she's eating well.
Bongo: "I'm eating pretty well, I had some cheesy bread, beef jerky...."

 

[Rolex]

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It hurts to watch the poses these retards sleep in.

Bongo still feeling sick, she feels a cold. tts told them drake already fed the fish (don't think he did), and that Bongo should force-feed Bingo.
"you want me to feed you? They said I should feed you if I have to"
"Nooo! I'm not gonna leave the show"
Bingo says she's eating well.
Bongo: "I'm eating pretty well, I had some cheesy bread, beef jerky...."

Probably going to turn bacterial if they don't get her supplements soon. And jerky and cheese bread don't help the dehydration factor.

 

[Big Nasty]

Bashir loved it and rated it 9/11

LAte and,Gay, but it's probably similar to manakish.

 

[Hollowrealm]

Cortisol levels rising for Landon as the fish act extemely gay

 

[alistar]

Cortisol levels rising for Landon as the fish act extemely gay

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Still can't match JD's gay level

 

[The sticky sock]

The fish have earned how much money up until now? 150 or something? No wonder so many contestants are falling off.

In between the contestants I don't see anyone of them making successful content after the show.

 

[Rolex]

Yeah! Let's bring on some washed up Minecraft guy from 15 yrs ago!

Good lord Bashir is a retard, I have no idea who Tobuscus is and Minecraft is for lil kids and pedophiles.

Bam is totally the same as whats his name...

Sorry Minecraftfags, grow up.

Are you retarded? Tobuscus is the man that moonlights as the most powerful being in existence...

 

[Gay Andy Kaufman]

The fish have earned how much money up until now? 150 or something? No wonder so many contestants are falling off.

This is a really good point. Jet said something on like day 1 about how nobody gets anything except the winner.

If I was on a show as torturous as this and there was no second or third place prizes, it would make a lot of sense just to fuck off whenever things get a little tough. Unless you see yourself recovering and coming out on top, there's no reason putting up with the abuse.

edit: yet another tactical L for production. But I tire of mocking production so I'm going to lay off and give them a few more days to prove me wrong. I really hope they do ...

 

[Hollowrealm]

Bashir and James drake talking about how much they (especially bashir) dislike Andrew from Channel5 for his Shia labeouf interview.


‘Is he agnostic or atheist?’

‘Uh, he’s retarded’

 

[BathTubShine]

This website has a lot of faggots who want Josh to be their eFather, among other things. So you have to say "Bri'ish", cry about cats being killed all the time (more so when they are not), pretend trannies are a serious threat at all times, act like you are an edgy version of Hank Hill who loves huntin and a grillin, and avoid the AN spam of endless doom about America, also always say pedos must die (even when you point out someone might have slipped through or be part of gayops, it doesnt matter, failure to say "kill them all" means you love pedos and rape kids). Once you get that down, you will fit right in with the inner circle.

Fucked your momma last night, damn that pussy nice Mrs. StimulatedOrb!
Ps. Kill all pedos