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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Formation of the Tard Reich. This whole discussion between Twins, Landon and Bashir is good, but there is a lot of noise with TTS making it rough to listen to.

Bingo's argument here is preceded by a discussion on Normies v Autists and how this is the more real axis at play, as an example, Twins present Landon with the idea that if he is playing to win among Normies he would be at the bottom of the ladder. So what Bingo lays out is neat, that a lot of the Normie approaches to playing the game are at odds with the Autists who are self-sufficient while Normies rely too much on social leeching off of the more effortlessly compelling Autists.
This alliance is sort of implicit, and hearing them actually talk about it formally is interesting.

Full thing is worth your attention.

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ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Talks for a potential Axis of Autism:
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Talks successful and they shake on it. Bashir also explains how he did have an alliance with JD but he broke it first. Something about Temujin or someshit I'm not watching this again:
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I predict the alliance will crumble tonight after Bashir is pummeled by Vance, making the simple black-and-white minds of Landon and the Twins perceive their leader as weak.
 
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Ngl the Normie girl pressing JD and fucking with him gently is funny. Why did he completely change when a girl thats above him showed up? Amazing. He knows he can't bullshit her.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Talks successful and they shake on it. Bashir also explains how he did have an alliance with JD but he broke it first. Something about Temujin or someshit I'm not watching this again:
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This is something of inside baseball and a bit of a minor powerlevel, but one of the things that makes Bashir so funny to me is that he's constantly doing the sort of grad student style mogging of the other fish, but he's fucking terrible at it. Firstly because it's all basic bitch type shit like name dropping Temujin thinking someone would not know he's talking about Genghis Khan, and he wouldn't get grandslammed after by some more obscure reference told in a much more charismatic way by a better story teller since he started an academic dick measuring competition. Secondly, it's completely lost on the Fish. It's like trying to mog NASCAR fans with stories about Pokemon Go. The frame of reference isn't there. All he's demonstrating is how bad he is at the game to those watching in the know, which is why he compensates with such outward eccentricity and wears religious faith as a plot armor to keep the other grad students and profs from going too hard on him.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
This is something of inside baseball and a bit of a minor powerlevel, but one of the things that makes Bashir so funny to me is that he's constantly doing the sort of grad student style mogging of the other fish, but he's fucking terrible at it. Firstly because it's all basic bitch type shit like name dropping Temujin thinking someone would not know he's talking about Genghis Khan, and he wouldn't get grandslammed after by some more obscure reference told in a much more charismatic way by a better story teller since he started an academic dick measuring competition. Secondly, it's completely lost on the Fish. It's like trying to mog NASCAR fans with stories about Pokemon Go. The frame of reference isn't there. All he's demonstrating is how bad he is at the game to those watching in the know, which is why he compensates with such outward eccentricity and wears religious faith as a plot armor to keep the other grad students and profs from going too hard on him.
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I knew the reference, it's not exactly obscure.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I predict the alliance will crumble tonight after Bashir is pummeled by Vance, making the simple black-and-white minds of Landon and the Twins perceive their leader as weak.
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Bashir isn't the leader of the tard reich, Bongo is. He isn't even a real member, Bingo and Landon don't want him in but Bongo brought him in so their alliance wasn't exposed.
 
else_letter said:
Formation of the Tard Reich. This whole discussion between Twins, Landon and Bashir is good, but there is a lot of noise with TTS making it rough to listen to.
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Bingo's argument here is preceded by a discussion on Normies v Autists and how this is the more real axis at play, as an example, Twins present Landon with the idea that if he is playing to win among Normies he is at the bottom of the ladder. So what Bingo lays out is neat, that a lot of the Normie approaches to playing the game are at odds with the Autists who are self-sufficient while Normies rely too much of social leeching off of the more effortlessly compelling Autists.
This alliance is sort of implicit, and hearing them actually talk about it formally is interesting.

Hope someone comes out with a fuller clip actually.
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Bashir might actually be able to win with this alliance, he can probably manipulate these 3 pretty well but he'll probably sperg about something & fuck it up. I hope Bingo and Landon keep their boundaries up
 
muffdiver said:
Bashir might actually be able to win with this alliance, he can probably manipulate these 3 pretty well but he'll probably sperg about something & fuck it up. I hope Bingo and Landon keep their boundaries up
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Bashir doesn't want to win by false means. I believe in him.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
I knew the reference, it's not exactly obscure.
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Yes, that's why it's funny. Many normal people know Temujin is Genghis Khan. But he didn't say Genghis Khan, which would be the way to make the point understandable to the widest possible audience. He's trying to obscure it behind his less well-known given name. That's the whole essence of the academic mogging game. You're trying to show you're "in the know" to the smart set, while simultaneously hoping to catch out as many people as possible with "Oho, Temujin is Genghis Khan, you didn't know that?" But it's just so basic its fucking cringe to watch especially since he's terrible storyteller. Moreover the fish and production don't care and aren't even playing the game.

You know the whole meme about Jimmy Neutron with "Just call it salt!". It's sort of like that. It dumb games people who think they're smart (and sometimes actually are) like to play with each other.
 
>production: "no strategy snitching"
>leaves TTS on auto-approve 95% of the time
goranian
 
crb said:
Sometimes I cannot believe how much JD is an annoying faggot. He is reddit personified.
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I dont normally hate anyone on fishtank. I thought Rachel was great, mostly to mock, but I didnt hate her. JD has made me go and watch Emma fuck about folding her clothes once. I cannot stand him.
 
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