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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Antara is such a net positive this season. Wholesome jeetbot. She has been single handedly repairing the reputation of an entire country to the backwater internet niggers like us.
 
Plasticise said:
It seems JD got a strategy snitch love letter that of course he didn't read out loud like hes supposed to. Said Emma and Drake needed to read it and called them both over and had them read it.
Based off of comments he made it was probably from his girlfriend or an IRL friend of his.
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instead of the challenge bell and doghouse we should just turn the computer lab into a jail and lock JD in there forever, give him a bucket and one of those medical curtain-stand things and bring him tablescraps once a day
 
I doubt they'd bring in Ethan Ralph, kick seems to be turning a blind eye to all the nigger tts which is technically not allowed but I think they'd take action if Ralph was hollerin irl.
 
Plasticise said:
It seems JD got a strategy snitch love letter that of course he didn't read out loud like hes supposed to. Said Emma and Drake needed to read it and called them both over and had them read it.
Based off of comments he made it was probably from his girlfriend or an IRL friend of his.
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PSA: the endpoint for fishtoys is exposed and it also exposes love letter contents in the "metadata" part:
https://api.fishtank.live/v1/items/recent
 
Plasticise said:
It seems JD got a strategy snitch love letter that of course he didn't read out loud like hes supposed to. Said Emma and Drake needed to read it and called them both over and had them read it.
Based off of comments he made it was probably from his girlfriend or an IRL friend of his.
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Production reads every love letter so they endorsed this.
 
Meiwaku said:
Ngl JD just came off as Reddit and pathetic but tolerably the butt of the joke for me until today when he fully solidified himself as the gayest faggot alive trying to be funny to "piss off" Bashir by "quoting the Bible" and trying to debate religion but only made himself look the most retarded.
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Yeah I used to say that JD hate was forced and he had his moments but lately he has been acting like such a massive fagot that it's impossible to defend him.
 
I think the love letter was just his trans girlfriend glazing him, emma and drake while also saying he will never beat the trans allegations, unless they established some sort of code
 
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Luty said:
I doubt they'd bring in Ethan Ralph, kick seems to be turning a blind eye to all the nigger tts which is technically not allowed but I think they'd take action if Ralph was hollerin irl.
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also, Jet Neptune and Ethan Ralph had a back and forth on X many years ago. For sure Ethan Ralph is the ideal candidate for a freeloader, but when he was on El Estanque, he was easily agitated from TTS and he punched one of the contestant.
 
Plasticise said:
It seems JD got a strategy snitch love letter that of course he didn't read out loud like hes supposed to. Said Emma and Drake needed to read it and called them both over and had them read it.
Based off of comments he made it was probably from his girlfriend or an IRL friend of his.
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mer569 said:
PSA: the endpoint for fishtoys is exposed and it also exposes love letter contents in the "metadata" part:
https://api.fishtank.live/v1/items/recent
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Didnt know this! thanks for that.
Mr.Bucket said:
View attachment 8767823:"Hey JD, its Ashe.\nTell emma i say happy birthday by the way, i forgot to earlier. James, i like the berserk tattoos, those are dope. Make sure emma knows about stardew valley, would love to play with her after, tell her it has sheep and you get to run your own farm etc. chainmail and clawtails for the rest of the night bb. Alex and the gang have d&d so it'll just be me watching. never gonna beat the trans allegations even though ive got bigger bingobongos than all the girls that have been on lmao.\nKEEP THE SCRUFF\nlove ya
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Seems i was wrong! I just thought it was very suspicious that he got a letter, didn't read it out loud like hes supposed to (Gay faggot) and called Drake and Emma over to read it right away.
 
Plasticise said:
Didnt know this! thanks for that.

Seems i was wrong! I just thought it was very suspicious that he got a letter, didn't read it out loud like hes supposed to (Gay faggot) and called Drake and Emma over to read it right away.
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Maybe Im just being my usual paranoid self but that reads like code, so many distinct keyphrases there that dont read naturally.
 
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