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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Tiger in the hot tub Thot Cuck Chair
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>Spic joins the tank
>immediately starts doing drywall
Just as Ian proved the spics are sleepy stereotype is true Laura proves the stereotype that they can only do the most brainless of construction work.
 
Landon is working through the kind of social anxiety that most men work out somewhere around middleschool-highschool.

Hes in a hot tub with two attractive girls, and he can only look at his knees.

Emma: "Landon come up with a topic for us to talk about"

Landon: "Umm...... music...."

Emma: "..Yaaaa..."
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Landon is working through the kind of social anxiety that most men work out somewhere around middleschool-highschool.

Hes in a hot tub with two attractive girls, and he can only look at his knees.

Emma: "Landon come up with a topic for us to talk about"

Landon: "Umm...... music...."

Emma: "..Yaaaa..."
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attractive? emma is enough to swing that all the way in the other direction
 
Twins and Laura are bonding in the closest, devolved into disgusting teeth talk and Bongo revealed she has a fake tooth

Also DAMN
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Usually they never go below the IPO price of 80, buy now for maximum gains in later seasons

EDIT: A minute after i posted this, Jet went up on director cam and said there has been a SPLIT: if you have 1 Stox in a fish, you now have 2. All Stox are 50% in value to reflect this. They did the same thing during S4.
INVEST
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If someone asks you to describe Fishtank season 5 in 20 seconds or just want to show something without context, I think I have a good clip for you:


 
Plasticise said:
Twins and Laura are bonding in the closest, devolved into disgusting teeth talk and Bongo revealed she has a fake tooth

Also DAMN
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Usually they never go below the IPO price of 80, buy now for maximum gains in later seasons

EDIT: a minute after i posted this, Jet went up on director cam and said there has been a SPLIT: if you have 1 Stox in a fish, you now have 2. All Stox are 50% in value to reflect this. They did the same thing during S4.
INVEST
INVEST
INVEST
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Jet also announced he's going to tell the fish the one whose Stox moves the most in the next 24 hours gets $1000.
 
I'm ngl I've not experienced a real we're so back moment since bashir came back and that was really only because I was singing along to creed. It's been kinda boring boys
 
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