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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
They were working on Bloodgames 2 when the fiasco in RI started heating up. I dont know how theyll do Bloodgames in Georgia though, unless its in November.
lol yeah 100 degree swamp and mosquito games would prob be bad
either way i cant imagine they have the property for it in georgia
thats prob why jet has the idea of getting a industrial property or whatever
its prob way easier to rig something like that for electricity and internet (like it already has it) rather than trying to do that in the fucking woods
 
bloodgames also petered out at the end just like every other season but it was damn funny when it was good.
Bloodgames only fell apart because Jon, Jimmy and Tay started becoming bitchmade, production genuinely didn't do any wrong that season and it's still better than everything other than FH imo. They had to literally give Jimmy God Mode and promise they wouldn't make fun of him to get him to participate in the final battle, he sulked for days over the Creature kissing thing and kept threatening to Nina/Marky post after it. That one was on him, not Jet and Sam.
 
drake is such a good dude, a real pal.
yells at landon for a scene and really sells it, and then makes sure the autistic boy is ok after. 2pure4tank.
 
Bloodgames only fell apart because Jon, Jimmy and Tay started becoming bitchmade, production genuinely didn't do any wrong that season and it's still better than everything other than FH imo. They had to literally give Jimmy God Mode and promise they wouldn't make fun of him to get him to participate in the final battle, he sulked for days over the Creature kissing thing and kept threatening to Nina/Marky post after it. That one was on him, not Jet and Sam.
Jons crashout was good because it was quick, gave us "Its A Gay Show tm", and then he was gone. Jimmy and Tayleigh dragged the show down for SEVERAL days towards the end which made the existing issue of production all having the flu even worse. At least we got the Cryokeen crashout to make up for it...
either way i cant imagine they have the property for it in georgia
Jet if you ever see this I have 100 acres in central MS you can use but its an hour from the closest town. We have fibre though!
 
I have a theory that everyone's favorite season is their first one they watched live/posted itt about. It's why I think famous house was peak even though many disagree. I went back and watched daily summaries of previous seasons and they just don't hit the same. Neither does current (but I am still enjoying it.)

Do you guys feel the same?
Nah, I loved Letty/Fatty in S1, loved the production bits of S3 but S4 had my overall favorite cast that carried each and every day for me AND I STILL FEEL ROBBED TO THIS DAY.

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Ok but Carolina is a freeloader. At the end of the day they also do not want eliminations to be too arbitrary because what the fuck is the point of even trying to win if you get randomly kicked off because Jet or Ben didn't like you?
If they need to whittle down the cast towards the end, they just eliminate the person with the lowest Stox on a random day. Production can quietly manipulate the Stox so that the nontent people have lower Stox than the heels like JD and Bashir on the day of elimination, in order to protect the show by not letting major players get kicked off. It would be a waste of opportunity to not try to harass the Paytons and Emmas of the world to leave on their own first though.

Since the prize is $50k, they can't have more than 5 original remaining cast members at the end of the show if they want to give each one $10k. That's decent pay for a month's work, better pay than Landon's janitorial job. They can still tease that one contestant could win the whole prize without being obligated to make it turn out that way.
 
jet and ben makin landon tiktok dance lol
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frank talking shit in the ftl chat lol... said something like "every time i check this shit its more gay and boring". yeah i doubt hes coming on. if anything they wont bring him on out of spite.

personally i find this bit really funny though. torturing Landon with nig music tiktok dances for 30 minutes is funnier to me than dumping drinks on each other nonstop.
 
If they need to whittle down the cast towards the end, they just eliminate the person with the lowest Stox on a random day. Production can quietly manipulate the Stox so that the nontent people have lower Stox than the heels like JD and Bashir on the day of elimination, in order to protect the show by not letting major players get kicked off. It would be a waste of opportunity to not try to harass the Paytons and Emmas of the world to leave on their own first though.

Since the prize is $50k, they can't have more than 5 original remaining cast members at the end of the show if they want to give each one $10k. That's decent pay for a month's work, better pay than Landon's janitorial job. They can still tease that one contestant could win the whole prize without being obligated to make it turn out that way.
I always thought a better way to do the show is have a prize pool and the cast has to exist in the house for a specified amount of time. There are no eliminations but instead the goal is to survive in the house. You create drama by having whoever is left at the end split the prize pool so there is incentive to try to get other Fish to quit because less people at the end means more money per person left. Freeloaders get payed a day rate but get a bonus every time they cause a Fish to leave. If a freeloader can eliminate a certain amount of Fish they become a Fish and are eligible for the prize pool. Random challenges for cash prizes or buffs that help you stay in the house/nerfs that you can use to other Fish to make them want to quit throughout the season or on days when the Fish are just being lazy and you want to drive content.
 
frank talking shit in the ftl chat lol... said something like "every time i check this shit its more gay and boring". yeah i doubt hes coming on. if anything they wont bring him on out of spite.

personally i find this bit really funny though. torturing Landon with nig music tiktok dances for 30 minutes is funnier to me than dumping drinks on each other nonstop.
The funniest thing Frank has done since S1 was eat shit on the stairs in S3. The Wild Randy thing was funny but the problem is Frank is a one trick pony and if you fight back he's disarmed.
 
frank talking shit in the ftl chat lol... said something like "every time i check this shit its more gay and boring". yeah i doubt hes coming on. if anything they wont bring him on out of spite.

personally i find this bit really funny though. torturing Landon with nig music tiktok dances for 30 minutes is funnier to me than dumping drinks on each other nonstop.
Frank's just mad he won't be able to get a woman drunk and sexually assault her on camera while she can't leave.
 
The funniest thing Frank has done since S1 was eat shit on the stairs in S3. The Wild Randy thing was funny but the problem is Frank is a one trick pony and if you fight back he's disarmed.
i actually like Frank on the show and would like seeing him press James or fuck with the twins but theres clearly a lot of tension between him and production, which is gay.
 
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