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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
he acts like simbal when he larped as production, you dont get to have any say here. this isnt your show. youve also had zero character development, and have zero redeeming qualities. either get boiled and try for the 50k, or leave!

blane, rando freeloader has convinced jd to stay because jd has no backbone because he is a pathetic worm.
 
Blaine has Tourette's. "The twitching kind, not the cussing kind"

ETA: "Sometimes I knock on the walls" He's 100% gonna fuck with them tonight after clearing out all their food
 
OK, OK, OK I'm ready for the ❌'s ... but I'm gonna say something nice about JD 😬. According to his LinkedIn:

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Meaning, he can't be that stupid. Unless something has changed in the last decade, this is not an easy school to get into, especially the STEM programs. Have to admit he did better than me since I was wait listed.

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Miscellaneous JD accounts that I found earlier today while poking around:

itch-io: devpunk-jd [link/archive]
recent community posts page [archive]

via one of his game jam games, Woodcutter, I found his old handle jdparker714
on rawg.io [archive]
on gamekb [archive]

github: jdparker714 [link/archive]

His game from Ludlum Dare 45, Tiny Asteroid, credited to one JD Parker
results page [archive]
jd-parker user page [archive]
gamekb page for Tiny Asteroid [archive]

some mostly empty jdparker714 accounts:
twitch [archive]
medium [archive]
hackerrank [archive]
deviantart [archive] corroborates the Carnegie Melon '19 note from DeathsDesign's post above

goldkarp714.png
Snapchat: goldkarp714 [link/archive]
putting "jdparker714" in the url redirects to goldkarp714
 
DeathsDesign said:
OK, OK, OK I'm ready for the ❌'s ... but I'm gonna say something nice about JD 😬. According to his LinkedIn:

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Meaning, he can't be that stupid. Unless something has changed in the last decade, this is not an easy school to get into, especially the STEM programs. Have to admit he did better than me since I was wait listed.

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You are essentially admitting to be more retarded than fishtank's resident retarded faggot.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Miscellaneous JD accounts that I found earlier today while poking around:

itch-io: devpunk-jd [link/archive]
recent community posts page [archive]

via one of his game jam games, Woodcutter, I found his old handle jdparker714
on rawg.io [archive]
on gamekb [archive]

github: jdparker714 [link/archive]

His game from Ludlum Dare 45, Tiny Asteroid, credited to one JD Parker
results page [archive]
jd-parker user page [archive]
gamekb page for Tiny Asteroid [archive]

some mostly empty jdparker714 accounts:
twitch [archive]
medium [archive]
hackerrank [archive]
deviantart [archive] corroborates the Carnegie Melon '19 note from DeathsDesign's post above

View attachment 8772469
Snapchat: goldkarp714 [link/archive]
putting "jdparker714" in the url redirects to goldkarp714
Click to expand...
just to add on, this is his linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jdparker714/ if you wanted, im positive you could find his *girl*friend with this
 
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