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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Emma tries to steal more blankets and pillows from everyone after getting hounded by TTS.

Landon mogs.



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Oh okay yes I remember the roulette spin at the time. I thought it was a bit though and they were still gonna pay the winnings kek. Yeah you could tell Sam was over all of the contestents after the Brandon incident.
Nah the spin was legit haha. Iirc he got paid 12k (the day rate stuff) and got given handlers to set up his streaming shit so he could make his own money. Biggest thing he got out of it is F1lthy flies him out to do shit on stage at Carti shows with his Band of Freaks (Airsoft Fatty, Badlands Chuggs and Matan).
 
think he most likely just slipped through the cracks. A lot of people end up in university when they really shouldn’t be there. I mean, you see full-on low-IQ nogs and Indians in Ivy League universities
a guy like JD can pretty much coast by being competent at math and saying they love fags and diversity, which he clearly does.
he's mentioned things that make me think he's working at a smaller company doing "AI stuff" and they need more compute, so it's probably proprietary procgen shit. (slop factory)
 
a guy like JD can pretty much coast by being competent at math and saying they love fags and diversity, which he clearly does.
he's mentioned things that make me think he's working at a smaller company doing "AI stuff" and they need more compute, so it's probably proprietary procgen shit. (slop factory)
That lines up with where he works.
 
That lines up with where he works.
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he's probably just training a chinese LVM to recognize american infra so the company can scam VC's, they raised 6m and there's no evidence that they've delivered a functional product. fucking lol.

fucking silicon valley man.
 
That lines up with where he works.
Motherfucker is building a mega-roomba that spies on facility workers. Lovely.
"AI" is such an empty fucking catchphrase. Yeah, you're doing "AI" because you're coding an algorithm that keeps the mega-roomba/snitch from getting stuck in a corner. Fucking techies, man.
 
Emma, who is now going by Midge since dying her hair, puts Bashir's hat into the jacuzzi toilet which is currently filled with Jet's piss. She later gets encouraged to go back in and dunk it in piss more.

 
Emma, who is now going by Midge since dying her hair, puts Bashir's hat into the jacuzzi toilet which is currently filled with Jet's piss. She later gets encouraged to go back in and dunk it in piss more.

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Holy shit Emma content! It's a start but hope she can handle the retaliation.

Would be funny if she goes out the same way as Vicky.
 
Emma, who is now going by Midge since dying her hair, puts Bashir's hat into the jacuzzi toilet which is currently filled with Jet's piss. She later gets encouraged to go back in and dunk it in piss more.

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This got a chuckle out of me, same with superblanket and her trying to mog Landon and steal his blanket. Also throwing the Roman in confessional and ducking for cover when the tactical nuke TTS came through, among other things.

I’m glad she’s trying to make content, I think it’s just very very funny that she’s doing content at 4 in the fucking morning when no one’s watching.


Life is midgy!
 
Over a week ago I was calling her a Troll and "a Midge," in chat, cuz she's short, weird looking, and I love the term midge. I was also calling JD, Eric the midge, cause his deformed chest- Great name regardless.

If someone independently called her that/got her named that, that's hilarious and great minds think alike.

Otherwise, hai Lurkers, hai Wiggers!
 
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