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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Site is lagging extremely hard, don't know what the fuck the wiggers did but it's been unwatchable for me most of this contest. Not even past 10k viewers so it's not like they're bandwidth raped.
Luckily Jet read your post.
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A bird got into the house. Jet says whoever can get it out gets a point for their team. Bird circled in red.
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They chase it into the glassroom and the twins freak the FUCK out worrying that the bird will be harmed in the mad scramble (they have a point).
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Drake got the bird out but Kiwi chat thinks it's injured or dying/dead. (:_(
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Bingo thinks the bird will die later. Production says it's fine:
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Twins are depressed. The vibe is DEAD (like the bird (maybe)).
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Wiggers insist it's not dead.
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TTS coming in:
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That reminded me of way back in the day I worked with a bunch of illegal Mexican women and a bird flew in one day and they fucking RAN to where the bird was and murdered the shit out of it with brooms, then threw the corpse into the trash can and smiled at me and said "no more bird."
That bird got fucking destroyed, rip

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Just rewatched the bird clip and Bashir is just as guilty as James Drake. He almost turned that bird into minced meat
 
Simps are sending that girl who has a crush on Landon money to send him more love letters. Imagine simping for a girl who explicitly only wants one man who isn't you. :lossmanjack:
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This is possibly one of the only times someone I'm moots with is featured on Fishtank and I have second hand embarassment for all involved. Except for me. I have first hand embarrasment from realizing I'm moots with this foid
 
This is possibly one of the only times someone I'm moots with is featured on Fishtank and I have second hand embarassment for all involved. Except for me. I have first hand embarrasment from realizing I'm moots with this foid

what the fuck does moots mean
 
This is possibly one of the only times someone I'm moots with is featured on Fishtank and I have second hand embarassment for all involved. Except for me. I have first hand embarrasment from realizing I'm moots with this foid
Idk if I count as a “moot” but I recognise her from the community. Weirdly (unless im mistaken) I recall her having a bf lmao
 
Idk if I count as a “moot” but I recognise her from the community. Weirdly (unless im mistaken) I recall her having a bf lmao
If memory serves Xavier simped for one of her thot pics (it was probably a work on his part) and then she said she'd do more pics for him specifically. Then went cold and said she had a boyfriend. This was over two years ago now but I'm sure an ALog has those pics. Fuck I miss Bloodgames.
 
James Drake was willing to kill that bird for one imaginary retard point in a rigged contest. Bashir too but hurting animals is part of his religion, James Drake is just a fucking psychopath.
 
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