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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Luty said:
James Drake was willing to kill that bird for one imaginary retard point in a rigged contest. Bashir too but hurting animals is part of his religion, James Drake is just a fucking psychopath.
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well james drake DID say he was going to do anything it takes to win...
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Laura is playing the ant-rizz role in this challenge so well lmao, I think she'd trip up most people. James is an actor so he's been able to play around it fortunately for him, but man imagine JD or Landon in that situation.
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We won't have to imagine Landon soon
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
Idk if I count as a “moot” but I recognise her from the community. Weirdly (unless im mistaken) I recall her having a bf lmao
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She's been around since S1, probably longer than most people.

There's another girl who looks sort of similar to her who is also an oldhead/fanartist, she's the one with the BF.
 
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Tiger: Laura, tell me your dreams & aspirations...
Laura: *swoons*
Tiger: Imma a real nigga, they call me the tiger
Laura: *panties wet* *smiles*
Tiger: Let's dance
 
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Jet living out his weird cuck fantasy with this challenge:
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The challenge is who can rizz up Laura more, James Drake or Landon. Each time, Jet was creepily in the background watching.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
She's been around since S1, probably longer than most people.

There's another girl who looks sort of similar to her who is also an oldhead/fanartist, she's the one with the BF.
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I'm positive Monkeyspit has mentioned having or having had a boyfriend a handfull of times. But I rarely pay attention to Fishtank twitter so If I'm wrong, that's on me.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Jet living out his weird cuck fantasy with this challenge:
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The challenge is who can rizz up Laura more, James Drake or Landon. Each time, Jet was creepily in the background watching.
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I ship it, it's a cute couple. But logically I know Laura's just doing this for a work and isn't shoot attracted to Landon. She's going to break that poor boy's heart at the end of this, I reckon. But I hope I'm wrong.
 
This is the best day of the season so far in my opinion just because of the rapid fire challenges allowing for constant content. I've been sperging for years at this point about how production needs to be strong and consistent for the show to be really good.
 
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Blackstar said:
This is the best day of the season so far in my opinion just because of the rapid fire challenges allowing for constant content. I've been sperging for years at this point about how production needs to be strong and consistent for the show to be really good.
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The "vibe repair" days have always been a trap, "vibe repair" = doing nothing, which if anything only further nukes the vibe. It's just like dealing with normal depression, if you sit around and do nothing you're left with your thoughts and you don't get any better. The best way to vibe repair is to immediately give the fish something to do. Great example: in S3 when they did the big reveal, all the fish were sitting there shell shocked, but then production came in with the rice counting challenge and despite what they had just endured, the fish immediately got to work counting rice. Once that was over and the fish had time with their thoughts, that's when the walkouts happened. Keeping the fish occupied just works.
 
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