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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I'm still amused by the fact that he keeps talking about "the ghost community" as if it's some big thing but when you look it up it's some niche boomer with barely any audience.
ghost does have a paid groupchat and several fan groupchats that he interacts with. they actually are a tight-knit community and they're all chill retards like landon and some paypigs.
 
ghost does have a paid groupchat and several fan groupchats that he interacts with. they actually are a tight-knit community and they're all chill retards like landon and some paypigs.
Last I saw of Ghost he was trying to leech off the IP2 forum which is basically dead.
Everything is so connected
 
Full """clip""" (2 fucking hours) of JD's attack on Laura and his gf showing up. Robot activates at about 34:00. The twins are right there on the couch when the robot wakes up and Bongo runs up to greet Ash, it's very cute:

I have this downloaded but it's 1.6gb and I'm on Tor so uploading it direct to the Farms is not happening.

They've asked him to wait until tomorrow "as it's too late to get you an Uber and stuff" so in the meantime they will be convincing him to stay.
This is exactly the sort of stuff they said when they soft kidnapped Greg in S2. Each day they delayed the exit a little longer until he gave up. Kidnapping JD until the end of the season while periodically bringing in his gf via jeetbot to rape him would be kino.

I just remembered certain conspiratory-minded individuals were so sure the challenge would be rigged against the dorm team so Jet could eliminate a fan favorite. Guess it wasn't!

ETA: Laura clips from Twitter. Her falling into a bed:

Laura came out of the bathroom trembling and it seemed like something was wrong with her. They took her into the basement. She's back out now but we'll see.


Been noticing a dearth of clips lately, I know not everyone in the chat has clip perms but Twitter is a great source, just use Twitter Video Downloader and it's a breeze. Also there are still of a ton of poorly encoded clips that are way bigger than they need to be. I hate to be that guy AGAIN but come on guys. :lossmanjack:
 
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Full """clip""" (2 fucking hours) of JD's attack on Laura and his gf showing up. Robot activates at about 34:00. The twins are right there on the couch when the robot wakes up and Bongo runs up to greet Ash, it's very cute:

I have this downloaded but it's 1.6gb and I'm on Tor so uploading it direct to the Farms is not happening.


This is exactly the sort of stuff they said when they soft kidnapped Greg in S2. Each day they delayed the exit a little longer until he gave up. Kidnapping JD until the end of the season while periodically bringing in his gf via jeetbot to rape him would be kino.

I just remembered certain conspiratory-minded individuals were so sure the challenge would be rigged against the dorm team so Jet could eliminate a fan favorite. Guess it wasn't!

ETA: Laura clips from Twitter. Her falling into a bed:
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Laura came out of the bathroom trembling and it seemed like something was wrong with her. They took her into the basement. She's back out now but we'll see.
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Been noticing a dearth of clips lately, I know not everyone in the chat has clip perms but Twitter is a great source, just use Twitter Video Downloader and it's a breeze. Also there are still of a ton of poorly encoded clips that are way bigger than they need to be. I hate to be that guy AGAIN but come on guys. :lossmanjack:
what happened with Laura in that last clip though? when she asks Bashir to get Jet?
 
Cucumberfeet's day 15 recap:

Fishtank Digest's day 15 recap:
 
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The Twitch and IG are 100% not Ash. The weirder part is the Tiktok, which looks closer to Ash and absolutely isn't this person.
These are all clearly three different people. The tiktok pooner looks nothing like Ash, this tranny looks nothing like the pooner or Ash. Completely different facial structures, and body shapes (based off that one chainmail pic).

Pretty sure they're just 3 separate people and JD's soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend is, in fact, not a tranny.
 
These are all clearly three different people. The tiktok pooner looks nothing like Ash, this tranny looks nothing like the pooner or Ash. Completely different facial structures, and body shapes (based off that one chainmail pic).

Pretty sure they're just 3 separate people and JD's soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend is, in fact, not a tranny.
Nah the voice and adams apple are huge tells and the thinning hair from hormone abuse is another.
 
so is there any update to what happened last night, or is the thread still shitting itself over finding Ashley's (and people who might, or might not be Ashley) social media
 
Laura came out of the bathroom trembling and it seemed like something was wrong with her. They took her into the basement. She's back out now but we'll see.
Probably just taking her meds, bingo goes downstairs every day for the same reason
 
what happened with Laura in that last clip though? when she asks Bashir to get Jet?

I couldn't hear what she said because tts is so loud but in the clip of her asking to get jet she said something about getting overexcited and a syndrome. Somebody with better ears than me could probably pick it out.
 
Full Name: Jeffrey D Parker Jr
Job: Robotics Software Engineer at ViaBot
House:
3176 Roundhill Rd
Alamo, CA 94507
Family:
Mother -
Lisa
Father - Jeff Sr
Sister - Laurel

Trying to find more real intel on the gf thru mutual friends
Yeah, nice one, dude. You forgot to post the links or any proof, though.

Are you sure about that?
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We don't know if that's her, we are still trying to figure that out. The only thing that connects her to Ash is that they both worked on a GitHub project, and she kinda looks like her.

so is there any update to what happened last night, or is the thread still shitting itself over finding Ashley's (and people who might, or might not be Ashley) social media
""Wow, are you guys really trying to find someone's social media account on the site that is notorious for documenting people and finding their social media accounts?"
You just don't understand, man. We need to know if he is gay or not at this point. And I'm missing something here, get that I am knew but it seems like an odd thing to say in a place that obsessively documents and finds out information about people, or is it just cause its in this thread and you want updates on the show and not potential tranny updates
 
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I couldn't hear what she said because tts is so loud but in the clip of her asking to get jet she said something about getting overexcited and a syndrome. Somebody with better ears than me could probably pick it out.
It's not just the tts is too loud, but she's also stammering her words, like she's too cold. Mentioning being over stimulated makes me think of cataplexy (which is triggered by big emotions), but idk maybe a seizure disorder?

this is all assuming it isn't a bit, too
 
Nah the voice and adams apple are huge tells and the thinning hair from hormone abuse is another.
I think most of us wanted the tranny allegations to be true because it would’ve been funny. However the robot call yesterday proved otherwise. The shoulders are way too close to each other for Ashely to be a troon. She’s obviously someone who’s worked out a lot, but there’s no hulking broad back, Adam’s apple, troon voice, giant hands or man face/skull indicators.
 
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