🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[itogi]

JERB UPDATE!!!

BASHIR is LANDON STYLIST

Landon became a Samurai Janitor

 

[Rolex]

It would be funny as fuck if they convinced all the fish that Bam died.

 

[cuttysnark]

Bar PTZ FUPA CAM

 

[Polyboros2]

This is part of why I think Fishtank is "solved", the most innocent autistic person will always win. Its just Josie again.

Except it only happened the once. They didn't have a Josie in season 2, and TJ was drug to the finish line by Sam Hyde trying to make a point, not because he was a fan favorite. Season 3 had no autistist, Burt is a legit mental case. He won for being a deviant, schitzo character. Closest in Season 4 is Aryeh and he was hated.

I don't even think the Josie comparison is fair to the Twins, they are much more active in the show than Josie ever was. They aren't picked on as hard like her, but they do a lot more in the Tank.

 

[SenorPoop&Pee]

Kody mentioned earlier to JD in the foyer they were waiting for someone who "Wasn't there yet" or something, as if it wasn't bam. I wonder if Sam or Frank are finally coming.

 

[SneakEnergy]

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Saying Burt won is always funny to me, dude's entire source of income (his "tutoring" business) was cut off from payment processors when it got outed on the Tank and reported. He didn't get a cent of the prize, and is probably burning through whatever savings he has left while trying to stay afloat from superfan donos.

 

[Orcristsnare]

I don't even think the Josie comparison is fair to the Twins, they are much more active in the show than Josie ever was. They aren't picked on as hard like her, but they do a lot more in the Tank.

I dont disagree that they are more active, in fact they are my personal second favorite behind Landon, but both them and Landon are massively coddled and I suspect neither will have to put up with too much by the end of this. My prediction is Emma is out next, which sets up a plot line of "autists beat the normie somehow!!" Which will be the end of James Drake, then a classic "foreign freak must go!" Eliminating Bashir, culminating in a autistic showdown where they split the prize.

 

[Aidan]

I don't even think the Josie comparison is fair to the Twins, they are much more active in the show than Josie ever was.

The key difference is that what they do together, Josie did alone with TTS. They're more conversational with others by a long shot. The "likeability" is very similar so I think it's a fair comparison but they're not the same.

With that said, I don't think they're going to win because you have Drake and Bashir who are very competitive in the challenges and willing to do what it takes to remove them if that option presents itself. I think they'll be around the full season even if they're eliminated, as dragon masters don't have to go home immediately.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Lando would be lowk cute if he fixed his posture and got a chin implant.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Frankly I think he's just scared people will fuck with his job and realized it wasn't a good idea to go on the show.

My take is that he crumbled the moment someone actually started fucking with him. He was ready to quit within hours of Laura really starting to press him. He spent the entirety of the show standing behind others while they targeted the easiest person to bully in the tank.

He stood behind Emma while she actually did shit to Bashir. He joined in fucking with Vicky once everyone else had enough of her. He stood behind Beth when she started fucking with Bashir. But once it wasn't just TTS calling him gay, and there was a real person going after him, he couldn't handle it. The Discord/GF excuses are just cope, if any of the other fish bothered to target him earlier he would have quit then.

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

I say we should send the witch after Bashir next. Our dude is so tense- he needs to loosen up a bit. Maybe a lap dance or a foot massage could help? Skank hassle activate

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Lando would be lowk cute if he fixed his posture and got a chin implant. View attachment 8780427

landon if he locked in

 

[Luty]

Frankly I think he's just scared people will fuck with his job and realized it wasn't a good idea to go on the show.

 

[Polyboros2]

The key difference is that what they do together, Josie did alone with TTS. They're more conversational with others by a long shot. The "likeability" is very similar so I think it's a fair comparison but they're not the same.

With that said, I don't think they're going to win because you have Drake and Bashir who are very competitive in the challenges and willing to do what it takes to remove them if that option presents itself. I think they'll be around the full season even if they're eliminated as dragon masters don't have to go home immediately.

Drake's had a great run as a normie in the Tank, but I think he's fading.

I think Production realized that, and they brought his girlfriend in to give him a boost, and that's why he's made it this far, but I really don't think he can take it all the way.

Hopefully Emma goes in a couple of days, Drake goes this weekend, and we have a full throttle last week between Bashir, Landon, and the Twins.

 

[cohle]

Blane's an NPC

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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landon if he locked in

I see the potential. He could make it if he locked in.

Probably worried that slowly but surely shit is getting revealed. I wouldnt want ANY of my real life shit accessible to fishtank fans.

Late af but I hope people keep digging into JD. He got spooked for a reason. There is something BIG in his online fotprint. I am calling pedo shit.

Drake's had a great run as a normie in the Tank, but I think he's fading.

I think Production realized that, and they brought his girlfriend in to give him a boost, and that's why he's made it this far, but I really don't think he can take it all the way.

Hopefully Emma goes in a couple of days, Drake goes this weekend, and we have a full throttle last week between Bashir, Landon, and the Twins.

I like Drake's vibe with the twins. Like a big brother looking after his sisters who were both dropped on their heads as kids. (Although bingbong are clearly leaning into the retard bit) Hope he stays into top 4. Hate Bashir and want him out before Drake.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I am calling pedo shit.

I am calling he knew lara from discord and actually simped for her or something. The ugly betty screenshot is fake, but he all but admitted he recognized and "knew of" her. That's why he shat himself when she walked in. Either she was being real cool about not outing him for some reason(complicit in e-sex with dorky faggot and doesn't wanna admit it?) or really didn't recognize him.

Could be pedo shit too, who knows. I was convinced it was because he was dating a tranny or was a cuck earlier - we still have no idea about the cucking because he said he's in an open relationship to beth, but denied it to Laura and Emma.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I am calling he knew lara from discord and actually simped for her or something. The ugly betty screenshot is fake, but he all but admitted he recognized and "knew of" her. That's why he shat himself when she walked in. Either she was being real cool about not outing him for some reason(complicit in e-sex with dorky faggot and doesn't wanna admit it?) or really didn't recognize him.

Could be pedo shit too, who knows. I was convinced it was because he was dating a tranny or was a cuck earlier - we still have no idea about the cucking because he said he's in an open relationship to beth, but denied it to Laura and Emma.

I am putting my money on pedo OR cybering with Lara and he is scared of the screenshots leaking. (Could be both, he seems the type.)

That is, if he actually knew her from before. I was not watching live when she came to the house and I only saw screenshots of him "looking spooked" when she got in, but that facial expression could have been anything, and she insisting they know each other could just be hassling. Idk.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I only saw screenshots of him "looking spooked" when she got in

he like completely lost his shit, paced around the kitchen, and spiraled into the crashout we all witnessed today. even his gf thought his reaction was insanely weird for meeting a person he'd never seen before.

she insisting they know each other could just be hassling

in the context we saw, it absolutely was hassling. but was the motivation: "yeah fucker I know you, let's see if I'm gonna leak shit and humiliate you" or "i think this guy knows me but idk where from, let's see where he's going with this" is something i doubt we'll ever really know. could be either.

he's also self-important enough to have recognized her from a public server or account and thinking she was brought there to fuck with him specifically when she actually isn't.