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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
he like completely lost his shit, paced around the kitchen, and spiraled into the crashout we all witnessed today. even his gf thought his reaction was insanely weird for meeting a person he'd never seen before.

in the context we saw, it absolutely was hassling. but was the motivation: "yeah fucker I know you, let's see if I'm gonna leak shit and humiliate you" or "i think this guy knows me but idk where from, let's see where he's going with this" is something i doubt we'll ever really know. could be either.

he's also self-important enough to have recognized her from a public server or account and thinking shewas brought there to fuck with him specifically when she actually isn't.
Thanks for extra context. <3
Then I DEFINITELY hope people keep digging, and production/ugly betty drop the lore. He deserves it.
 
he like completely lost his shit, paced around the kitchen, and spiraled into the crashout we all witnessed today. even his gf thought his reaction was insanely weird for meeting a person he'd never seen before.

in the context we saw, it absolutely was hassling. but was the motivation: "yeah fucker I know you, let's see if I'm gonna leak shit and humiliate you" or "i think this guy knows me but idk where from, let's see where he's going with this" is something i doubt we'll ever really know. could be either.

he's also self-important enough to have recognized her from a public server or account and thinking shewas brought there to fuck with him specifically when she actually isn't.
His "arguing" with her throughout the situation felt very chummy. His anger and insults felt forced and not genuine. I think they know each other somehow in a friendly way, or at least he was told to hype her up by production. My bet is he knows her and likes her.
Either way, it made for great watching. Strange situation.
 
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Robo Helper today btw
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Robo Helper today btw

Robo Helper today btw
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Robo Helper today btw
I know they both have nontent jobs but at least Bingo's trying, and her job's worse. I hope they pay neither of them
 
Bashir said he had an allergic reaction from something, so wiggers gave him a fresh towel to rinse himself off.

Kody brought him back down to the basement, I think Bam just wants to hang out with him lmao
 
He didn't get a cent of the prize
Didn't he supposedly get $15k after people complained enough? Kinda makes sense, if you might not even get a whiff of the main prize, what reason would you ever have to participate in Fishtank, or even remotely try once you're there? Just the implication from Alex's hog that they might not pay out immediately killed most fish's motivation for a moment (ironically, she was kinda right).
 
Yeah, because you'd know you'd be so likable if you were put in a stressful environment with a bunch of people you don't know and cameras in your fucking face.

To me fucking with a contestant with TTS and other in=show mechanics is fair game. But as soon as you go after his life outside the show it's a line crossed and shame is on the production for being semi-permissive with this. What if people were threatening your job, family and loved ones? I wonder if any of you 'people' even consider this.

I'll give JD some respect for lasting this long, he was painfully unlikable but what was done to him should not be done to anyone. This is my last post about JD and I hope people will just move on and let the dude live in peace.
What's the y ou his boyfriend or something
 

Antara feeds maggi to twins. I love Antara's progression.
Also, you can see on the right they threw midge's luggage back into the tank from teh basement
 
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Didn't he supposedly get $15k after people complained enough?
That was just his day rate.
Just the implication from Alex's hog that they might not pay out immediately killed most fish's motivation for a moment (ironically, she was kinda right).
Alex refused to fill out the release paperwork after he stormed off so they couldn't pay him lol, everybody else got paid on that season because they followed the correct process for the day rate stuff. Alex's wife is also an attention seeking liar, as we've seen countless times since.
 
Didn't he supposedly get $15k after people complained enough? Kinda makes sense, if you might not even get a whiff of the main prize, what reason would you ever have to participate in Fishtank, or even remotely try once you're there? Just the implication from Alex's hog that they might not pay out immediately killed most fish's motivation for a moment (ironically, she was kinda right).
Everyone got a day rate in Season 3, on top of Fishbucks and big challenge prizes. I think that's largely covers what he got, maybe it was a bit more.

Assuming it was actually the plan this season and not just a decision they made along the way, I think saving real money rewards to the later half of the season was a good idea. Jet expressed it as not paying the quiters, but I think it also filters out people just putting up with shit for money instead of participating.

I'm kinda hoping everyone after that point gets a little something beyond just challenges. Even JD and Emma deserve something, I would of been fine with them leaving with the first Bullet, but I think the show was better for them being there, even if not because of anything they did.
 
It really is incredible how we haven’t gotten a proper elimination since S3.
 
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The two titans are in confessional. Bashir does a good job of keeping the audience roped in. The two seem to have squashed beef.

Lore: Drake had been talking to Ben for 2 years trying to get him on. Ben has been thirsting for this guy since season 2.

Landon Fit, borrowing Bashir aura:
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Ben is in a bad mood today likely because cash cow left. Antara suggested they cook him something.
 
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