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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
mingo mongo said:
It really is incredible how we haven’t gotten a proper elimination since
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I think that's fine. I think they've fucked up the show in a good groove because they thought they needed an elimination.

The last good elimination was Ian in Season 3, because it was needed to maintain the gaslighting, and torturing Alex B over it. Mizzy and Simbal were both misteps. Angie was a legit elimination, and while I didn't like her, they were more boring people in the house that didn't do anything afterwards.

Eliminations should only be brought out to thin out a Tank that's too crowded, remove people that are boring but won't quit, or remove people that are in some way disruptive to the show. A thing that could happen at any time, but isn't needed to happen at a regular period.
 
Rufus Deponia said:
I will get a million "late"s, but I'm watching the recap, and poor Landon yesterday. RAPY LAURA should be #metoo'd.
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It was uncomfortable, and went on too long, but the only thing I would of changed was having Allah's gingerest warrior save him from the succubus sooner. I've never been big on Bashir, but I think he's good to have in the house, and he was my hero that night.
 
Laura would have made a great Season 1 or 2 contestant. Obviously don't know her long term capacity for stress but I bet she'd have won S1 and probably beaten Tay for 3rd in S2.
 
Landon-san's secret mission

Make a super relaxing sauna on the living
room floor. This will definitely not go wrong.

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Landon: your spirit feels great.

Drake: have you used a sauna before?
Landon: not much

Landon has never used a sauna.

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Polyboros2 said:
It was uncomfortable, and went on too long, but the only thing I would of changed was having Allah's gingerest warrior save him from the succubus sooner. I've never been big on Bashir, but I think he's good to have in the house, and he was my hero that night.
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I liked how the guys gathered to console their buddy in the end. :)
Male unity.
 
Liquid Repugnance said:
I've had my eyelids glued open ludovico technique style playing crimson desert so I must've missed it but why did JD leave. I just saw him quietly walk to basement 0 fanfare.
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Yesterday JD smacked Lara’s ass and kissed her neck during the room challenge. TTS and Lara harassed him throughout the night with the idea that his girlfriend saw and was upset and soon a love letter came in confirming just that. Around two in the morning they brought out AntaraBot with Ash, JD’s girlfriend, on it, and they talked for a while. She was pretty upset but seemed to be okay with him saying or going and in the end he left.
 
They are saying saunas are from Japan and the angry Scandinavians are revolting on the origins.

Good TTS that make me :story:

When two samurai meet in a sauna, they are instantly able to tell if the other is gay.
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Shut up herring honkeys, saunas are from Japan.
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Land Ranch really rocks!

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Rolex said:
Laura would have made a great Season 1 or 2 contestant. Obviously don't know her long term capacity for stress but I bet she'd have won S1 and probably beaten Tay for 3rd in S2.
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I don't like her, I think she's a demon, but as Skank Hassle she did a great job. JD needed to go, and her driving him up the wall as an unrelenting menace was great. JD's crash out, his dubious gendered girlfriend coming in on the robot were great. Way better than any elimination. Then she pulls back as soon as she is told.

I think she's better than Frank, that is just a hell house menace. She should of been pulled off Landon sooner, as he's a contestant that needs to stay.

I too think JD had some interaction with her in the fanbase that he was worried would come out for his girlfriend to discover. She had a special circumstance to really get under his skin, if she can turn up the temp on Emma or James Drake just as well, then she absolutely was a great recommendation.
 
Lore: The Twin's big sister's favorite is BASHIR

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Gene Sinclair said:
Supposed basement chat leak from /ftl/
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I'm assuming Cave=Ash, it might be some sort of polycule nomenclature nitpick.

"She's not my girlfriend, we just fuck but she also fucks Alex, so we're not in like a serious committed relationship, but I also want to protect her because she part of my polyamorous household"

JD being the emotional support beta that occasionally gets pussy, while Alex is the man of the household 100% fits everything we've seen of him
 
joker jimmy said:
Yesterday JD smacked Lara’s ass and kissed her neck during the room challenge. TTS and Lara harassed him throughout the night with the idea that his girlfriend saw and was upset and soon a love letter came in confirming just that. Around two in the morning they brought out AntaraBot with Ash, JD’s girlfriend, on it, and they talked for a while. She was pretty upset but seemed to be okay with him saying or going and in the end he left.
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To be clear as well, JD repeatedly said he never kissed her neck. Laura confirmed he kissed her neck, and JD said it was bullshit. JDs tranny wife shows up on the jeetbot, and says "you kissed her neck", JD again denies that he kissed her neck. The tranny girlfriend then pulls up her phone, holds it to the camera, to show the footage of JD kissing Lauras neck. Guess, what, initially he denied it again! He then said he might have kissed her hair or tried to whisper something, but he continued to deny he ever kissed her neck, even when confronted with video evidence.

Also, Jet kept putting instagram filters on JD and his girlfriend and it was so funny I nearly choked to death laughing.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I'm assuming Cave=Ash, it might be some sort of polycule nomenclature nitpick.

"She's not my girlfriend, we just fuck but she also fucks Alex, so we're not in like a serious committed relationship, but I also want to protect her because she part of my polyamorous household"

JD being the emotional support beta that occasionally gets pussy, while Alex is the man of the household 100% fits everything we've seen of him
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Yeah it's 100% some weird polycule thing. Also explains the TTS/letters grrenlighting him to fuck Beth (just get tested after) and the condom.
 
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