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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Ben Zener said:
iMaGiNe iF tHe RoLeS wErE rEvErSeD?!?!?!?!
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Rufus Deponia said:
If the roles were reversed and Laura was a man, she wouldn't be on the Tank since she'd be in jail for dealing drugs or stealing someone's car.
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This did happen in s2 and we had people arguing whether or not Frank Hassle raped tayleigh by having a drunken kiss with her.
 
itogi said:
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So if JD hadn't self eliminated, who do you think would have been? Did Prod ever say what the criteria/method would be used to determine who gets eliminated on the normie team?

I don't think they'd want JD eliminated because he was a TTS cash cow. Emma is finicky and feels like she could quit at any moment, but there's also the chance of Kino if her boyfriend shows up. Then there's James, who I could see production wanting gone. They tried the GF bit and it didn't work and he doesn't drive engagement or action. I personally like him and think it would/should have been Emma, but James definitely wasn't safe if it was just up to Prods whim.
 
Landon builds Fish Sauna. Jet says it helps get toxins out of your brain and you can mog harder
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Cameras are barely going to be able to see into that sauna window when it's steaming. None of them are going to be in there for more than 15-20 minutes unless it's an elimination challenge. Fun idea but seems like no content.
 
Bashir got a schizo TTS about Mecca. The cameraman was on him.

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Bashir: so for those who are interested... The reason we face the kabbah....

*Cameraman leaves to focus on Landon struggling with a sauna*

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Jd just trying to save face dude literally watched a video of him kissing another woman and said he didn't do that so he is the most unreliable narrator in fishtank history. Shit Rachel's stories had more consistenty to them.
 
Mints (FUCK YOU MINTS!!!) currently making me laugh cutting between the cameraman and Bashir talking about Lakota medicine wheels and Bongo telling everyone what her favorite fish is.

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The Real Taylor Swift said:
Is there really nobody that has set up an actual leak from the basement chat? It would be trivial to set up Matterbridge or something to dump it into plaintext or something else mass readable
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I'm assuming that for the most part there's nothing at all worth actually documenting there since its full of the biggest paypig spergs imaginable.
 
Crooked 16th said:
Jd just trying to save face dude literally watched a video of him kissing another woman and said he didn't do that so he is the most unreliable narrator in fishtank history. Shit Rachel's stories had more consistenty to them.
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Yeah, he's just trying to get people to stop digging. If Ash wasn't his actual girlfriend then he wouldn't have had a two hour conversation and try to dodge the topic by introducing her to other fish.
 
TTS asks Bongo about what she will do when the Twins begin to get pressed. She is more worried about Bingo.
 
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