🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Crooked 16th]

Yeah, he's just trying to get people to stop digging. If Ash wasn't his actual girlfriend then he wouldn't have had a two hour conversation and try to dodge the topic by introducing her to other fish.

Yeah if I had to guess he probably has some shit on discord he doesn't want out in the open. Dude was probably grooming discord kittens left and right

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Fish cannibal tangent @Channel Catfish

 

[John Kiwi]

TTS asks Bongo about what she will do when the Twins begin to get pressed. She is more worried about Bingo.
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I hope if they are the winners that Jet has them face off against eachother in some final twin challenge

 

[Meiwaku]

Bongo is talking about the lizard people right now. She was talking about bioengineering and taking shrooms watching a video about it.

 

[mingo mongo]

and taking shrooms watching a video about it.

That explains a lot honestly

 

[Meiwaku]

2011 $37,000 sprinter van for streaming. No inside view right now.

Right after Fishtank they're going to the Road Show. This is what your season pass covers.

 

[Ben Zener]

jet and ben show off the sprinter hearse they bought for offseason bullshit

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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2011 $37,000 sprinter van for streaming. No inside view right now.

Those fucking shoes, I just can't.

I was gonna make a "jet's bang bus" joke but those shoes just fucking derailed me.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Fish cannibal tangent @Channel Catfish
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I'm not gonna start eating other people. Right?

*Thinking intently about eating other people*

 

[Ernest Hemingway]

Gas prices skyrocketing, better buy a van

For real tho, I love this. Hope it works out.

 

[Polyboros2]

So if JD hadn't self eliminated, who do you think would have been? Did Prod ever say what the criteria/method would be used to determine who gets eliminated on the normie team?

I don't think they'd want JD eliminated because he was a TTS cash cow. Emma is finicky and feels like she could quit at any moment, but there's also the chance of Kino if her boyfriend shows up. Then there's James, who I could see production wanting gone. They tried the GF bit and it didn't work and he doesn't drive engagement or action. I personally like him and think it would/should have been Emma, but James definitely wasn't safe if it was just up to Prods whim.

I honestly think they want Landon eliminated, but know he's too poplar to go after too hard. I don't think they hate him, but I also don't think they really like him the same way they do other Fish. I think they'd be happy with James, Bashir, or the Twins getting the grand prize, and they'd like Landon out of the way of being the front runners for it.

 

[itogi]

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2011 $37,000 sprinter van for streaming. No inside view right now.

They've installed Starlink and Peplink on that truck, which, hopefully, will mitigate connectivity issues that plagued S3's Las Vegas roadtrip.

 

[else_letter]

Van introduction clip

It is not Vegas 2.
It is the general plan for fresh content in the interim between seasons.
Van will be outfitted like the tank, with multiple angles including road cam.
The best idea Jet speaks about is potentially packing the van with the worst people FT can and doing squatter removal content.

 

[Meiwaku]

Lore:

Bashir cried at the end of Destroy All Humans when he was like 9. He had a crush on the Russian chick


I see you king. I see you...


Blaine lore: top game ever is Neir Automata.

Twins are gonna get boxing lessons from James Drake.

 

[Rango Dango]

Blaine lore: top game ever is Neir Automata.

2nd is metroid prime 1
3rd is windwaker

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

I don't think they hate him, but I also don't think they really like him the same way they do other Fish.

Hes the Jon/Jimmy/Rachel archetype, except actually likeable. Theyre in a weird place of wanting to torture him and humiliate him, but it often backfires because hes got enough spirit to overcome and (kind of) grow, and also the audience loves to love him and because of that despite everything he will probably win.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Bingo told Blane (who has been watching this season) that they saw somebody covered head-to-toe in glow-in-the-dark paint, but refused to elaborate because it's a secret.

"I think Emma's going to get herself out of here, her boyfriend's trying to get her out"
"Her Jewish boyfriend"
Twins suspect wiggers forced Landon to join them
Twins are still gonna target Emma or Drake next

Somebody did the Blade Runner test on tts, twins both looked confused, Laura thought it was a cryptic way to decide who to target

Spoiler: Froks lore

there once was a god and he came to a white void and he was excited and in the burst of excitement he created so much, the grass, the trees, the sky everything, he realized he needed some friends which would be his downfall so he created Joey and Frok, similar to god, made in his image and he would take joey around the world and be like "hey you like this? you want this?" and bounce ideas off him, first thing joey wanted was more people so Froks created all the people and he created pure breds at first with the intention they would mix but they didn't so there were different races and some were mixed and some were pure bred and some were more pure because they were the first people.
So Froks and Joey hung out, they had a great time until one day Joey died. Twins can't remember if he just died or if his house burned down, but maybe his house burned down and all thats was left was his Christian Bible even though there's no Christianity because it came from something else (which will be discussed later).
Froks took the Bible and realized Joey was in the afterlife but Froks never created heaven or hell which made him sad but then he made heaven and hell so when his creatures died they'd have somewhere to go (but things arent always as they seem, to be continued)

Spoiler: Stags lore

Once there was a guy (Stags) who was all alone in a world with nothing except for rocks and dirt, one day he took up a rock and held it up to the sun and the rock transformed into an acorn. He planted the acorn and watered it with his blood, and in three days a living being made of roots (Flora) came up and began to create all the plants
and the being made of roots asked for a companion to share the garden because the garden was full of all these [frmf] but there was nobody to tend the garden so the guy thought about it for a long time and he decided to do what he did before and got some clay and formed it into an egg and he whispered an incantation and he held the egg for many months and then one day the egg finally hatch into a small frail little being that grew up into a bigger creature (Fauna) and it began to do as its creator did and used the clay to make more eggs and made all the animals from the egg and the god was really happy in a world with animals and plants but there was another problem now and that was that when the animals died their souls would go and he would be managing them and bringing them back to the land of the living but there were too many so to fix it he decided he needed somebody more like him so he thought about it and he said "I know I'll use a piece of my shadow and the sunlight" and tried making a being using those two things but his shadow ran away and he realized he needed something physical of his to keep the being grounded in reality so he took off his antlers and placed them on the ground and tried again and made a little reaper guy(Lamberd) was always with the other guy the big guy and he taught him how to process the souls and how to navigate the shadowland and how to shepherd the souls but over time the little reaper guy got bored of the job and he saw the other two being, the creature and the root thing and he thought it was more interesting and more important because it was cooler and he felt like an outcast because he didn't understand why he couldn't make light and one night when he was in a cave when a little piece of the shadow that ran off saw him and attached to him and he woke up and he saw that he had a shadow that he didn't have before and it started talking to him. The shadow understood his feelings of jealously were valid and he deserved more and he deserved the empathy the big guy had so over time he kept the shadow brother a secret so hwen people went over to him the shadow would keep quiet. One day something bad happened, the reaper with the encouragement of his shadow brother decided to start killing other beings, which was forbidden because he wanted to ressurect them and make them immortal so they wouldn't go to the shadow realm and he thought he could make a kingdom like this but the big guy found out and was mad so he snuck up behind him one night and severed him in half into two beings: one of pure light and one of pure darkness, and the end she doesn't want to tell the rest yet.

 

[Meiwaku]

Boxing lesson from James Drake to the Twins. Teaching 1234



This is a good masterclass

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Gas prices skyrocketing, better buy a van

For real tho, I love this. Hope it works out.

Even better, Sprinters are diesels.

Mmmm $5+ a gallon.

 

[pooterino]

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Speaking about nothing behind those eyes...

Been holding off on talking about Emma's face (what's wrong with your faaace!?) because it's not nice to do but goddamn there is something off about her. She looks more normal to me when aged up. Guess she has that to look forward to.