🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Drake explains that the liver is on the right side of your body and is a good target for body shots, then has the twins spar to practice it.
Both twins go for right hooks.
 
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Meiwaku said:
2011 $37,000 sprinter van for streaming. No inside view right now.
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If Jet or Ben manages to drive a sprinter van full of retards off a cliff or something, I'll finally break open my wallet and send the wiggers something!

Meiwaku said:
Right after Fishtank they're going to the Road Show.
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Oh goddamn it. Nevermind.

Unwired Clutter said:
Drake explains that the liver is on the right side and is a good target for body shots, then has the twins spar to practice it.
Both twins go for right hooks.
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Lol, he meant "the right side of your own body" and then they both throw right hands to the other twin's left side. Never change, you bug-counting 'tards. Hope they win.
 
Twin fit of the day
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Production told them to choose carefully who would be mustard and ketchup. After they picked Bongo for mustard and Bingo for ketchup production told them they picked wrong and made them switch.
 
Bingo and Bongo are ketchup and mustard. Jet told them to guess which one was which and they INCORRECTLY guessed Bongo as mustard and Bingo as ketchup. They switched to the correct costumes.
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Bingo: "Why am I mustard?"
Bongo: "Because I'm ketchup."
 
pooterino said:
If Jet or Ben manages to drive a sprinter van full of retards off a cliff or something, I'll finally break open my wallet and send the wiggers something!


Oh goddamn it. Nevermind.
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The Road Show could be worth it, provided that they accidentally/on purpose leave people behind at gas stations and truck stops. If Jet or Ben presses $200 on a contestant right before they pull into an AM/PM Mini Mart, that contestant knows their time on The Road Show is over.

They could tease people with elimination and pull back around and pick them up too. Imagine everybody in the Sprinter with an ice cream cone when they pull up an hour later, "Oh, hey, man, where were you when we went to Dairy Queen? You almost got left behind!" etc.
 
New fish toy! TUNA Delivery 🐟

Steamed Tuna!!!!

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Bam, Bashir, Landon, and Laura in the SAUNA with like 8 packs of unopened Tuna right now.
 
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