🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Congrats to everyone on 5000 pages. This archive has been amazing, capturing every moment on the show is hard to do but someone always has that little info that helps people like me who miss so much catch up very quickly. Appreciate all the hard work.
 
Hashverdict said:
Congrats to everyone on 5000 pages. This archive has been amazing, capturing every moment on the show is hard to do but someone always has that little info that helps people like me who miss so much catch up very quickly. Appreciate all the hard work.
Click to expand...

Yeah this is my first season of Fishtank and this thread has been a big reason for it being so entertaining. It's encouraging me to watch some recaps of previous seasons so I can catch up with the lore
 
Happy 5000 pages everybody, it's been a wild ride having been here since Season 1.

Something I think that most of can agree on is that the show is best when it is primarily in friendtank mode, under the condition that production keeps the cast active and doing wacky stuff like they did yesterday or the day before with the challenge marathon. Hellhouse is a terrible idea for a full show and is best in very small proportions.
 

jet on JD and his gf. kind of reminds me of a 4cuck theory I saw that said JD and Laura are actually e-dating, and he shat himself and started antagonizing her because her being there fucked up his script, and she was already mad that he was doing a girlfriend-exit script with his gay discord buddies when the girl he's actually e-dating is a fan(and now laura's gonna act like a hoe on the show to piss him off even more) .
 
Happy page 5000 bros. Feels like way longer than 3 years ago season 1 started.

1774957049182.png
 
Blane should have been a fish; he has been an excellent free-loader. Laura is actually tolerable without JD.

The improv episode was pure Kino, Landon, and Blane destroyed it.
 
Halloween23 said:
yeah, she can wear make up and push out them tits all she wants, we all know the lovecraftian horrors lurking in her pants and she can't change that.
Click to expand...
Dare I ask on page 5000 what you are talking about?
 
GLORY TO AGARTHA AND YAKUB

5000 PAGES!!!!
 
Kitty Cat Man said:

jet on JD and his gf. kind of reminds me of a 4cuck theory I saw that said JD and Laura are actually e-dating, and he shat himself and started antagonizing her because her being there fucked up his script, and she was already mad that he was doing a girlfriend-exit script with his gay discord buddies when the girl he's actually e-dating is a fan(and now laura's gonna act like a hoe on the show to piss him off even more) .
Click to expand...
Am I old? What does JD stand to gain from this? I don't get what's funny about pretending to embarrass yourself while looking like a huge fag on Jet Neptune's livestream. All while having your whole life doxed. If that was his plan all along then good one, I guess?

(Edit) Unless, of course, he's lying about it being a work. But why would someone go on the Internet and just tell lies?
lies.png
 
Last edited:
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Stolen from X
View attachment 8783819
Click to expand...
Bongo was spazzing all night. She got pissy about the leash and pinched Bingo's arm on the table.
She also said the Jews that escaped the Holocaust did 9/11 and had like 4 different conversations about how mirrors are evil that I gave up on understanding something about atoms and dreams and thoughts being made of electricity.







Bonus:

Bingo's understanding of science is to go "Intweeging" and jiggle her glasses.


Also I got all 3.5 hours of Never Die Alive from the Director cam and the Jungle cam so I'll pixeldrain that or w/e but i have to sleep 45 minutes ago.
 
Last edited:
Mörkö said:
Am I old? What does JD stand to gain from this? I don't get what's funny about pretending to embarrass yourself while looking like a huge fag on Jet Neptune's livestream. All while having your whole life doxed. If that was his plan all along then good one, I guess?
Click to expand...
fwiw, I don't believe this, any of it.

I think that the simplest outcome is the most probable, and he really is dating Ash(or at least in some kinda gay selectively-open LDR - maybe he's never even met her lol) and he really just blew up his life and became The Raped for a shot at low-level internet clout, and is coping and seething to jet in the basement like "dude i dont even know her. heh. i left because my PTO is up. she isn't even my gf. i mogged you"
 
Never Die Living (full movie)

If someone is feeling brave enough to try and archive this locally be my guest.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom