🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
As I mentioned in a previous comment, he only ever went after people that someone else was going after and it seemed socially acceptable to. In the case of Bashir, he did so because Emma was, and now that I think about it, he went after Bashir the hardest because he wanted to impress Emma. He flat out stated he was trying to fuck her, and I'd bet that he thought if he got Bashir to quit or something she'd let him in her pants.
Bashir was also the easiest guy to go after because of his religion. He was likely the least popular one left (after JD) and one that many of the most vocal audience members wouldn't mind seeing fucked with. Landon he would talk down to and hype up, but Landon was a fan favorite and really well liked in the house so he couldn't be gone after. Lmao on the idea of him going after Drake.

Emma was weak enough to alog, but he wants to fuck her so he wouldn't fuck with her. He didn't have the balls to go after Anissa because she would have wrecked his shit. He only went after Vicky when it was entirely socially acceptable.

JD is so bitch made he only punches down (or where he thinks is down). Proof is that in spite of his religion, Bashir is third most popular because he's genuine, and any goodwill Christian bashing a Muslim stuff was absolutely lost on everyone due to insincerity on JDs part.

He is a hollow person and always shows peak "Male ally" behavior. Honestly, I hope he gets bullied harder at work. He will never have a fulfilling relationship in his entire life because of his behavior, and he deserves every bit of what he gets.
 
In the end, he probably shouldn't have used the Lord's name in vain; dude got struck down by the Lord. epic style
It started with Bongo reading the bible to Bingo because she's based and they tried to summon a ghost in the glassroom and bingo got spooked(probably real, it's a grimdark show) .
JD then started reading the bible to bingo and bongo, which they didn't like because he was doing a variation of his gay tent-revival preacher voice and they were trying to study in-earnest and incorporate biblical elements into their OC lore.

Then, rather than taking the L and stopping, he realized bashir was uncomfortable with him(an obviously gay man) reading the bible in an ironic accent, and started doing it to bother bashir, which ended up making him actually blaspheme Christ and not only look gay and reddit, but actually pissed off Bashir and made him stand by as a woman he clearly also hates hassled him off the show.
 
I really hope that someday we can put together a model of what actually happened in JD’s social life. The important thing is that he did actually seem distressed even if it was partially a work or attempted work in some way shape or form? He could have constructed some kind of story to “protect” himself and attempt to confound doxxers, but if that’s the case it failed in some way.

A theory I’ve seen on Twitter (phonefagging so can’t find the source) is that within the theorized polycule “Alex” is a bisexual(?) man who JD is dating and “Ash” is Alex’s friend (girlfriend?) and possibly another partner of JD’s, acting as an intermediary to try and obscure the real relationship map. This is why Ash was in a chat with Alex reading things to JD and why JD kept talking to Ash about what “he” thinks/ if “he” is mad at JD too.

I’m still confused as to where the YASSlighting note from the Beth era comes in, and why the Laura ass slapping did not count as the “sugar” JD was being permitted by the writer of that note.

In any case, JD evidently came in thinking he could get some sugar by being the normalest and most feminist guy there and that he could outsmart everyone and protect himself and his livelihood by being opaque about his actual relationship status(es).
 
I’m still confused as to where the YASSlighting note from the Beth era comes in, and why the Laura ass slapping did not count as the “sugar” JD was being permitted by the writer of that note.
Because Laura is not the correct breed of mentally ill woman to polycule with. She says nigger and wouldn't use preferred pronouns.
 
Yea Bashir was pressed several times to shit on Christianity or Christ but he refused and disavowed, I don't have an example but TTS/JD did it more than a few times in the first week before he was gone for a day. He's a good one.
if only all muslims were like him, one of the reasons I really started to like him, a lot of muslims attack Christians and the faith alot, even though they shouldnt pretty sure it says in the Quran that the bible is a holy book, and that is pure something along those lines anyway, reminds me of a dude i used to work with, used to hate Islam before i met him. Although I do still heavily dislike Islam as I do see it as a cult, I'm pretty sure Mohammed wanted to be seen as a new prophet to the Christians and Jews, but both groups rejected him. I think that's why muslims pray to the cube now? think muslims used to pray towards Jerusalem before that, correct me if I am wrong ofcourse

saying that, though I think you do get good Muslims, but they are pretty rare imo,


He flat out stated he was trying to fuck her, and I'd bet that he thought if he got Bashir to quit or something she'd let him in her pants.
He seemed to like manipulating Emma a lot, and trying to get her to like him

Saw someone say this can't remember where, though, but they said that JD was just a fishtank gooner and he wanted to go on the show just so he could try and fuck people on it, kinda starting to think that is the case.
 
I think you do get good Muslims, but they are pretty rare imo,
I grew up around a lot of good Muslims so maybe this is less weird to me. Maybe it's because they were more westernized but I've literally never had any issue with any Muslim I've met/worked/went to school/hung out with. Now that I think of it, I've never had a Muslim preach to me on virtue unless I specifically asked a belief.

I think this is a bias of our examples of Islam being seen as terrorists or peak sharia law when lots of Muslims are just...people. While I do not condone the behavior of many Islamic governments or practitioners (note: many of these practices were local practices before the adoption of Islam such as female circumcision in Africa), a lot of our view is Jewishly biased so that Israel can blow up schools and hospitals (which are totally military bases!!!) and that we can have forever wars.

Maybe they're still backwards by Western standards. But I think it's a false flag to instantly say someone (especially an Americanized someone) is inherently a bad person because of their religion. I feel Bashir is a bastion of light for many backwater Internet people who are only used to looking at the worst the Islamic world has to offer.
 
Saw someone say this can't remember where, though, but they said that JD was just a fishtank gooner and he wanted to go on the show just so he could try and fuck people on it, kinda starting to think that is the case.
I'm sure there's a real term for it, but since I've started watching Fishtank, I noticed it causes a lot of people I've talked to about it to have what I call "BossmanJack syndrome". Which is where you think these people are retarded and don't know what they are doing, and YOU aren't as retarded as they are so it would be easy for you. Like how watching Bossman has led to people starting to gamble themselves because they think they can do it better than he can.

JD absolutely watched previous seasons, thought that he wasn't as much or a freak as the other guys on the show, and could easily pull the level of woman that appears on Fishtank. Not realizing that A: it's a lot harder to manipulate retarded women when they aren't isolated and know thousands of eyes are on them 24/7 with constant chaos going on around them, and B: he's not that good at it to begin with and even if he were TTS would call it out immediately.

He also probably thought that it would be a cake walk and he'd walk away with the money easy, hence why he took two weeks off unpaid. Which is part of why I think he quit. He realized he wasn't gonna get laid, he probably wasn't gonna win, and it was starting to effect his relationship/the risk of people digging into him and finding something was growing. So he decided to call it quits, go back to work early instead of missing two weeks of pay for no reason, and work on manipulating away the issues he was starting to have with his GF.
 
Last edited:
He is a hollow person and always shows peak "Male ally" behavior.
That's the exact way to describe his character. He very much wanted to physically confront Laura but had to reiterate 100 times that he couldn't because "he'd get kicked off" while whining for everyone else to do it for him. Hell he woke the twins up on the first Laura night to protect him so even the "male feminism" rings hollow.

"Oh but he handled the gay stuff pretty good" No, he didn't. The guy was obviously seething about it with fake laughing. His eyes always looked drained of light when the gay TTS spam was going. He made sure to always sing along to Landon's janny song but not his. Then to top it off with the sessions about bragging about how totally NOT GAY he was with how many women he has pleased or resorting to calling the audience cuck incel virgins or whatever. Very much Quartering/DSP "I'm happy!" energy.

JD is the gayest, most faggot contestant on the show, and this is a show that had a black man openly lust for another man while they were both dressed up as prisoners in a courtyard.
 
when lots of Muslims are just...people.
The problem is a lot of them are brown.
1774966059342.png
 
Saw someone say this can't remember where, though, but they said that JD was just a fishtank gooner and he wanted to go on the show just so he could try and fuck people on it, kinda starting to think that is the case.
This was definitely his motivation. He was sippin' on expensive whiskey talking about how he was a Real Chad that would whip the autists around with his Chad Cock in his application video. He probably thought it'd be a buffet of easily-manipulated egirls for him and his only competition would be guys like Burt and TJ.

Nope, he got the muslim that's in perpetual "scare the hoes" mode, the turboautist card-carrying truecel that all the hoes think is an endearing little brother, and Chad Actor who can actually manipulate. And all the girls are NEET autists, have boyfriends, or are just gross. except beth, he tried to fuck beth.
 
I grew up around a lot of good Muslims so maybe this is less weird to me. Maybe it's because they were more westernized but I've literally never had any issue with any Muslim I've met/worked/went to school/hung out with. Now that I think of it, I've never had a Muslim preach to me on virtue unless I specifically asked a belief.

I think this is a bias of our examples of Islam being seen as terrorists or peak sharia law when lots of Muslims are just...people. While I do not condone the behavior of many Islamic governments or practitioners (note: many of these practices were local practices before the adoption of Islam such as female circumcision in Africa), a lot of our view is Jewishly biased so that Israel can blow up schools and hospitals (which are totally military bases!!!) and that we can have forever wars.

Maybe they're still backwards by Western standards. But I think it's a false flag to instantly say someone (especially an Americanized someone) is inherently a bad person because of their religion. I feel Bashir is a bastion of light for many backwater Internet people who are only used to looking at the worst the Islamic world has to offer.
That's what the people at the top want, though, is for us to hate each other. They fabricate racial tensions, class tensions, and their newest angle is the cultural war; shit has got pretty fucking bad. On both sides of the political spectrum, people no longer see each other as human. And are not at this point happy to kill each other, I'm no better myself, of course. As I've also picked a side. It's almost inescapable.

I agree with what you said, though I don't think individual Muslims are a threat. I do have a problem with them coming here and spreading their faith, though, or not on the level they are doing right now, anyway. when in rome and all that.

This was definitely his motivation. He was sippin' on expensive whiskey talking about how he was a Real Chad that would whip the autists around with his Chad Cock
I'll need to go watch that, I haven't seen any of them yet, but that's fucking bizarre, lmfao, what a fucking freak, thanks for making me hate him more, lmao, I take back what I said as well, dude is most definitely a narcissist.
 
Last edited:
Saw someone say this can't remember where, though, but they said that JD was just a fishtank gooner and he wanted to go on the show just so he could try and fuck people on it, kinda starting to think that is the case.
I want this to be true, just because how funny it would be that he did it and got on with the ugliest female cast ever.
 
I'll need to go watch that

some quotes:
"I build robots that replace people's jobs" (jet replies to this with "so we can burn you?")
"I found fishtank because a couple of friends I game with kept sending me clips on (((discord)))"
"I am infamous among my friends for being the one to instigate chaos when we play games together" (jet replied to this with "i'd send you in as a vibe nuke")
"You got a lot of virgin incels right now that need a kick in the ass, or three shots of Jack while I sing Sinatra at 3am to keep those fuckers awake"
"So many of your contestants right now are trying to be entertaining and cutthroat, but they just chicken out at the last minute [tard voice]'cause they feel bad about destwoying eachothers stuff' - Fuck that"
"I could use a break from work and I can think of no better use of my time than bullshitting and fucking with people"

JD Gay!
 
Dare I ask on page 5000 what you are talking about?
Lettys ex leaked her nudes and everyone thinks shes kinda hot so everyones seen her spread eagle. But shes an edgelord feminist and one of her things was debating it and she was complaining about the pink tax and razors being oppressive so she doesnt shave and when guys saw it a bunch of them were freaking out that she doesnt shave it.
 

some quotes:
"I build robots that replace people's jobs" (jet replies to this with "so we can burn you?")
"I found fishtank because a couple of friends I game with kept sending me clips on (((discord)))"
"I am infamous among my friends for being the one to instigate chaos when we play games together" (jet replied to this with "i'd send you in as a vibe nuke")
"You got a lot of virgin incels right now that need a kick in the ass, or three shots of Jack while I sing Sinatra at 3am to keep those fuckers awake"
"So many of your contestants right now are trying to be entertaining and cutthroat, but they just chicken out at the last minute [tard voice]'cause they feel bad about destwoying eachothers stuff' - Fuck that"
"I could use a break from work and I can think of no better use of my time than bullshitting and fucking with people"

JD Gay!

NOOO FUCKING WAY, he is actually Reddit personified, from the way he speaks to how he thinks, how can anyone be around this guy for more than 1 minute? I don't even feel bad for what happened to him anymore, hope it's just a lesson for him to change how he acts

1774967873120.png
Just absolutely insufferable

1774967951872.png
What a faggot, who the fuck drinks like this?
 
I want this to be true, just because how funny it would be that he did it and got on with the ugliest female cast ever.
I think this is the real answer as to why he brought his pocket condoms on the show

On the Muslim topic, am I the only one who caught James Drake bashing Bashir/Islam during the drop STOX segment? He said “you can’t trust him because he told me his religion lets him lie during times of war or if he is in danger”. My gripe with Islam is the religion itself, not necessarily the people who practice it. Almost the opposite with Christianity in a way..
 
Last edited:
JD was ultimately just a richfag who wanted a vacation where he got to watch fishtank happen in person. That's why he got the fuck out as soon as the heat got cranked up on him. He's basically the exact same as those two dorks who paid to come on the show and have Freddy throw pepper in their eyes last season.
 
JD was ultimately just a richfag who wanted a vacation where he got to watch fishtank happen in person. That's why he got the fuck out as soon as the heat got cranked up on him. He's basically the exact same as those two dorks who paid to come on the show and have Freddy throw pepper in their eyes last season.
Hiim saying how much of a chad he is and talks about how he is going to mog the spergs, then goes on the show and absolutely gets annihilated by the tard reich absolute cinnima
 
Back
Top Bottom