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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Ben got angry someone was outside in the market being loud and ruining their boring psychic twins bit they're doing for the 50th time. Went to check it out and yell at them. Realized it was Bam and said nothing lol. :story:

Also it's become impossible to clip this season in situations like this. They kept the director cam on the twins and they removed the restreamers youtube playlist so I can't even rewind.
 
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Bam spilled chocolate milk

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Bam slipped and therefore Landon got fined $7 :story:

Edit: Bam slipped again and it's gonna be another $7
 
Just in case anyone cares, I just found out that chaos_fish is most likely JD's FTL-account, not his girlfriend's (Cave Water). At least according to her. Prolly makes sense because if it was her's, it would prolly be related to caving somehow.
 

Bam threw out a bunch of Landon's janny gear

 
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I'm so glad that Bam has finally figured out the point of Fishtank.
 
CH4TT3R said:
if only all muslims were like him, one of the reasons I really started to like him, a lot of muslims attack Christians and the faith alot, even though they shouldnt pretty sure it says in the Quran that the bible is a holy book, and that is pure something along those lines anyway, reminds me of a dude i used to work with, used to hate Islam before i met him. Although I do still heavily dislike Islam as I do see it as a cult, I'm pretty sure Mohammed wanted to be seen as a new prophet to the Christians and Jews, but both groups rejected him. I think that's why muslims pray to the cube now? think muslims used to pray towards Jerusalem before that, correct me if I am wrong ofcourse
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Bashir isn't a very orthodox muslim (he's some sort of follower of weird Sufi modernism), but his conception of Christianity and Jesus is more akin to the average muslim on the street than to the sort of Salafi fundamentalism that most wannabe terrorists follow. Namely that Jesus is a prophet to be revered and the Gospels (or Injil in Arabic) are holy books inspired by Allah. Now he would likely see the conception of Jesus as the Son of God and the Holy Trinity as wrong and incorrect and Christianity as an incomplete fulfillment of the Quran, but badmouthing Jesus or the mocking the words of the Gospel would be completely haram to him.
 
Jet: will Landon have gay sons or thot daughters?

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Twins agree they'd Kill Ben, fuck Bam, and marry Jet, but are not happy with the choices.
Bongo does some solo confessional time.
The closet behind the Arena has a bunch of random bullshit

Thomas Jeffer, founding father. First white man to marry a black woman."
(tts corrects her)
"Oh, he raped her? I thought they got married. dayuum that's fucked up, I used to love Hamilton."

TTS comes on saying "The goo room, the snakes are in the goo room. Listen to my voice. Do you like Rick and Morty? Do you like my monkeys? The goo room. My Voice. 7/11. 9/11."
This appears to be Bongo's shutdown code because she's just silent for 30 seconds.
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"The goo room.................................mon-....................................................Maybe I would put Kill Bam fuck Ben Marry Jet.......nah I can't kill Bam I love bam."

EDIT: Correction- 28 seconds of silence.
 
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Antara was a prostituite and Landon: Janny Cop because there was overlay in audio:

Lara's psychic visit with the Twins:
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Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They'Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're goingOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to spacOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to space
 

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Also twins are trying to start a black market of some sort.
 
Rare Emma W, kneeling on Laura's neck while Landon arrests here while Laura screams "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
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