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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Antara lol

Take care of your job little buddy :)
 
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Nigger Lain said:
Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They'Oh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're goingOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to spacOh my f****** God, I just realized the Sprinter Van is not a Sprinter Van, but a space shuttle look, call me gay, call me crazy, call me a mobile f** who's talking to his phone because he's too drunk to type, but you don't understand it's a space shuttle. They're going the winner goes to space
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Booze is a wonderful thing
 
Landon Noir
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"These must have existed.....in some sort of fencing system" (vent covers)
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"It's a letter........for the twins..................ok I cannot fucking read this it's just a bunch of letters and numbers"
 
mingo mongo said:
Bam needs to stop asking Landon what he hasn’t done and switch to asking him what he has done.
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Yeah but then he gets fucked up and cant think of what he has done.
Remember "Have I never ever"?
He couldn't even think of one question to ask then just asked if people ate cheese fries and hand to put his own finger down.
 

Full Landon reading. I have all of them, but this my favorite. I've recorded 50GB in the last 5 days, I just haven't spent time to reencode everything.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Rare Emma W, kneeling on Laura's neck while Landon arrests here while Laura screams "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
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She had another good edgy moment at the start of the season, but Ben yelled at her for it.
Asked Antara why she shits in the street.
Ben screamed not to insult "his indian".

Unwired Clutter said:
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"It's a letter........for the twins..................ok I cannot fucking read this it's just a bunch of letters and numbers"
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I wonder if you'd get the same result showing this letter to someone in their 70s.
I can read it just fine but I'm terminally online.
 
Jet told Landon to clean forensically as a detective to make it more dramatic, and they gave him a cigarette to make it more noir.
After 30 minutes of Landon forensically cleaning Ben walks in and asks him why he's laying on the ground taking so long when he was asked to clean and storms out, then tts and loudspeaker starts gaslighting Landon saying the cigarette and scene were his idea. James also plays into Landon taking so long. Landon obvious freaks out at this
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Jet comes in to defuse Landon and say Landon was in the right.
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Ben: "I'm sorry for doing my fucking job and giving some direction. From now on you do whatever you want, forget about me giving you direction, whatever you want. And Jet that's nice, talking shit about me to a contestant" [Storms back out]
Jet: ".....Dinner and a show!"
 
They brought a psychic onto the show and Bashir is refusing to get a reading despite letting the twins do one earlier
 
crb said:
That woman is objectively less of a psychic (or mystic) than the twins
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The Twins know everybody in the house very well at this point so of course they can bullshit up some psychic stuff better than a cold-reading for pay psychic. It's like when your significant other gets tarot card or a palm reading book and can give a killer reading.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
The Twins know everybody in the house very well at this point so of course they can bullshit up some psychic stuff better than a cold-reading for pay psychic. It's like when your significant other gets tarot card or a palm reading book and can give a killer reading.
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Yes, obviously.
I don't think you got the joke, or we are both autistic.
 
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