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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
SenorPoop&Pee said:
Alex is slurring and his eyes are all twacked out and he can't seem to walk straight. Adderall maybe? No way he would land in Atlanta and instantly have a meth hookup
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Like how fellow monkey king Wukong knows every single monkey to ever live, Alex B has a telepathic connection to every tweaker on the globe and can secure hookups anytime and any place.
 
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James Drake took Alex B's jacket into the bathroom.
 
Roak said:
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Alex has been in the tank for 1 hour and Jet is done
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me too tbqh and im not even there
hes crazy and can be funny but a lot of it just feels like loud = funny which gets super annoying pretty fast.
luckily for me i can just mute it. fish have to be around that shit

edit: it could be very funny if laura fucks with him im hoping to see that
 
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Alex is a trip (Shout out Symbol)

Such a rare fish. I know hes not everyone's cup of tea, but he was born for this shit. Very happy hes back.

Since he feels like hes in on the joke now (we sill see), It will be interesting to see if he can do something with this new role.
 
RefreshingPotatoChip said:
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Dog is named Noah and now people are calling Noah a good boy via TTS
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The other dog was named Emma and died 2 days ago :sad:
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I can’t handle Alex B right now so I’m watching the other feeds. Bam and Ben are encouraging Laura to fuck with Alex B, specifically about his wife never farting. A TTS came thru when Bam was in confessional and he is intrigued
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Laura has been attempting to get the Twins to mess with Alex B, and both her and Blane have been feeding them information about him to help them.
 
The magic of Alex B is knowing he will spiral in the most insane way over the pettiest comment/action, this is still net better than Burt repeating the same bit for the millionth time because the ceiling is infinitely higher even if the floor might be lower.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
The magic of Alex B is knowing he will spiral in the most insane way over the pettiest comment/action, this is still net better than Burt repeating the same bit for the millionth time because the ceiling is infinitely higher even if the floor might be lower.
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else_letter said:
This is going to be the biggest role in James Drakes entire fucking career.
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They need to do the "I can't tell which clone is the real one!" but with Drake and Alex B, complete with the paintball gun, it has to be Ben who has it, Ben's been a really good actor this season
 
Alex just called the Taliban a bunch of Sand Monkeys.... if this were Famous House this would set him on an apology tour where he gets down on his hands and knees crying for forgiveness
 
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