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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Also Jet: "NO RETURNING FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!."

Jet later: "Here, have Alex B."

Behold, the duality of wiggerkind.
The whole concept of no returning faces is dumb to me. I get not wanting to use the same freeloaders over and over, but the fish we only get to see once. If you find gems within the people you cast, why not pull from them? Alex B is so obnoxious. I hated him as a fish, but he's absolutely perfect for a freeloader. Im excited to see how this changes the dynamic of the house.
 
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Burt tried calling Jet to dispute the crowning of Alex B as season 3's winner, Jet did not pick up.
Burt only has 3 cameras on himself at once?


TTS plays
"Yeaaa, GhostMachima!! I love you, dude!"
-Alex B
"Ya GhostMachima, I know him, he likes m-me too..."
-Landon said, losing enthusiasm as he realized that if GhostMachima likes someone like Alex B what does that make him...?
 
The whole concept of no returning faces is dumb to me. I get not wanting to use the same freeloaders over and over, but the fish we only get to see once. If you find gems within the people you cast, why not pull from them? Alex B is so obnoxious. I hated him as a fish, but he's absolutely perfect for a freeloader. Im excited to see how this changes the dynamic of the house.
I'm sure they were just trying to keep a surprise when they said no returning faces, lol
 
100% this, you just know Aryeh, Angelina and Daniel were begging Jet to come back on. It seemed like a catch-all to keep S4 fish way the fuck away.
Not only the S4 fish but probably anyone else they really do not want to contact anymore or at least for this season.
I was still hoping for a new faces only, but eh, let's see what happens.
 
Not only the S4 fish but probably anyone else they really do not want to contact anymore or at least for this season.
I was still hoping for a new faces only, but eh, let's see what happens.
It means Nifty's back on the menu, boys!
 
100% this, you just know Aryeh, Angelina and Daniel were begging Jet to come back on. It seemed like a catch-all to keep S4 fish way the fuck away.
Literally the only person worth bringing back would be freddy as a freeloader to see how alex b and him collide.

Update: Landon is showing alex b around the house. He loves the jungle room.
 
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Completely forgot Daniel even existed until this post lol
He streams to like 5 people lmao.
I dont get it, did Jet really hate the S4 cast or what?
He liked Ellie (lol), Direnc and Freddy. Everyone else it was obvious he couldn't stand, especially since Daniel was a giga ween metafagging and threatening to Markypost. You could tell the season was doomed when Letty came on and was immediately the most interesting person in the tank.
 
Literally the only person worth bringing back would be freddy as a freeloader to see how alex b and him collide.

Update: Landon is showing alex b around the house. He loves the jungle room.
I don't want to wax poetic here but I think there's two clear different paths of Freeloaders and I like them both.

You can have your fish-targeters+annoying freeloaders but I also like the freeloaders who are just there to fill in space and hang. I thought Head fit that role really well, Jobe is all time great at that. Blane doing a good job with it so far too. Freeloaders who aren't there to compete in the social game but just fuck around are great.
 
Literally the only person worth bringing back would be freddy as a freeloader to see how alex b and him collide.

Update: Landon is showing alex b around the house. He loves the jungle room.
Freddy would be worth bringing back, even if Alex B weren’t there, in my opinion.

He’s the only fish from S4 that I would like to see back. Direnc wasn’t bad, but I feel better with her staying on the other side of the globe.
 
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