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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Alex has been assigned a "sleepover" room with laura and emma. Jet basically implies emma is a freeloader now. Bulk/blane has been assigned as alex's bodyguard. Laura's current roles seems to be to target and control alex to keep him around as a tts magnet.

Bro, laura is an insanely good tardwrangler. Production should hire her. Jimmy needs to be retained as a talent scout if this is the quality of freeloaders he can get.
 
Laura realizing she needs to be Alex's tardwrangler is amazing freeloading, just called that straight from the hip and Production came up and helped her out with it. Hated her at first but her ability to subtly guide the flow of the show is insane.
 
God I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the basement to hear about how they talked Alex to come back upstairs and stay or just know the ins-and-outs of what just happened with whatever was in Alex's bags that they were searching for. I wonder how much they're paying him even though it's none of my business. If I recall, Alex doesn't actually have a lot of money; he gets a monthly stipend or something, so whatever they're paying him is enough to get him to stay.
 
Omnimon32 said:
God I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the basement to hear about how they talked Alex to come back upstairs and stay or just know the ins-and-outs of what just happened with whatever was in Alex's bags that they were searching for. I wonder how much they're paying him even though it's none of my business. If I recall, Alex doesn't actually have a lot of money; he gets a monthly stipend or something, so whatever they're paying him is enough to get him to stay.
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"Yes Alex, you are the monkey king"
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
Laura realizing she needs to be Alex's tardwrangler is amazing freeloading, just called that straight from the hip and Production came up and helped her out with it. Hated her at first but her ability to subtly guide the flow of the show is insane.
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Laura is by far the best freeloader they could have ever got, including the retarded recurred suggestions.
 
Alex addresses his friends and enemies. Doubtless, in time they will all be his enemies. He has not stopped talking since he got here.
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Alex is 100% going over that handrail if he lasts more than two days
 
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