🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Blane just noted that Alex B is still cool with him so if the other guys want to know Alex's plan Blane will just ask
 
Why is Emma sucking off Alex B anyway? Did production ask her to tard wrangle him or something
They told her to be his fishtoy assistant, I think she's trying to do that. But production is acting like she's a freeloader now because of it (she may be actually demoted, hard to say).
 
The dorm was paranoid about production changing the rules again and were discussing Emma, so Ben did the intercom bit to "make her a freeloader".
Unless they straight up round up everyone and say that she is a freeloader, she isn't.
 
Alex wants to retrieve the Juul stolen earlier but he is not permitted to leave room, Emma goes out and retrieves it for him.
He has a talk with his bodyguard, who he insists is not needed for him.
 
"I'm going to turn 40 in two and a half years, and inherit 190 million"
Lightbulbs went off in Emma's head

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Alex inherits $190 million when he turns 40 in 2 and a half years. Do Jet and Ben get him to sign on as an investor for them and milk him dry? How do I find Alex so I can have him bite my nose off
 
Okay I'm bored of him spergging/cracking out now.
He really has a couple of lines he loves to endlessy repeat during and after altercations, and between him getting riled up easily by TTS and him loving to talk for long stretches, there is little room for anything else for Alex.
Even when other people tried to spur him on to do other things, like the fake mobile game, the ghost story or the magic show he gives up at what seems to be 10 second tops.
Its unlike anything ive ever seen. Hes either severly demented, or on an incredible amount of uppers.

As im typing this he is once again singing a whole new world, this time with lyrics about James being gay. So a double repeat in a sense.
 
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