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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Alex suspects some of the TTS to be from production, he also yells into nothingness some more while losing his voice

 
Jerk Sausage said:
Landon made that entertaining. If he wasn't such a sweet boy trying to defuse Alex the entire time, everyone else would've been fine trying to ignore him. But Bashir and James felt like they needed to protect their boy.
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I hope that the boys stay in touch and remain friends after this season. Three completely different guys, from completely different backgrounds, and yet they vibe well together. A true testament to the male bonding experience.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
I guess there was that girl from bitch tank who went to jail
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Haley, aka Abuela. She had lost a shitton of of weight before entering Bitchtank. Afterwards she got fat again and went to jail for domestic violence or DUI or both.

BTW, why is Blaine referred to as Bulk? Is that a Power Rangers reference?
 
Earlier when they were searching dorms, Jet said this cast was op but Alex B is the only freeloader they have actually had any push on (Beth got asked to leave bc cringe and servers or whatever) so I don't know where that came from. Jet just huffing it rn. It is also clear the fish haven't been tiptoeing and walking on eggshells because of Sam this season (and they also haven't had any really difficult contestants to deal with this season a la Jon, Jimmy, Alex) which also might have him feeling that way.

Hot take but it has led to the dial being up way too high for Friendtank which has sucked imo, I know some people are loving it but I enjoy that best in small doses. Production can easily fix this without Sam while also not have the fish on eggshells, but as long as Jet gets his stox tts bucks he won't care. Idk season has been stumbling downhill recently for me, I'm just not invested in any of the fish or care about who is winning and the fish don't seem to care either and it shows. Tonight was good but I hope production has more plans past Alex B! Bam has sucked as a host, it's been Jet and Ben (and Kody) for weeks. I want them to succeed.
 
retard strength II said:
Alex B is the only freeloader they have actually had any push on
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Laura literally made JD ragequit, and had him having a tard meltdown every day she was there.
retard strength II said:
they also haven't had any really difficult contestants to deal with this season a la Jon, Jimmy, Alex
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Landon shit-tests them every other day lol. Jimmy was the only truly difficult contestant, and that's because they were obsessed with stopping Markyposting in S2. Every 'difficult' fish just gets turned into content, to the benefit of the viewer.
retard strength II said:
Hot take but it has led to the dial being up way too high for Friendtank
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We've had wild shit happen every day for the past week, outside of yesterday's movie shoot which was kino in its own way.
retard strength II said:
I'm just not invested in any of the fish or care about who is winning and the fish don't seem to care either and it shows.
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I don't think you watch the show period based on all the incorrect statements you made, Reddit might be more your speed with the fanfiction they shit out every season.
 
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