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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
As usual us Eurofags miss the best content while we sleep. Just caught up on the shenanigans of last night, holy fuck that was kino.
I was so impressed with how Landon handled things, boy was brave. He's going to leave the house walking tall. TIGER W.

Also, lmao at Alex cracking at all the Hapoy Birthday TTS.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
As usual us Eurofags miss the best content while we sleep. Just caught up on the shenanigans of last night, holy fuck that was kino.
I was so impressed with how Landon handled things, boy was brave. He's going to leave the house walking tall. TIGER W.

Also, lmao at Alex cracking at all the Hapoy Birthday TTS.
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The wiggers keep asking what would get people to get a season pass. If I could watch a VoD of even just Director Mode on their shitty site, I would get one.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
As usual us Eurofags miss the best content while we sleep. Just caught up on the shenanigans of last night, holy fuck that was kino.
I was so impressed with how Landon handled things, boy was brave. He's going to leave the house walking tall. TIGER W.

Also, lmao at Alex cracking at all the Hapoy Birthday TTS.
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I must have missed why they upset him, did he say?
 
SenorKrinkle said:
I must have missed why they upset him, did he say?
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Not that I caught, but for some reason that annoys him more than any other TTS.
My phone tries to autocorrect TTS to TTD. All is well with the world.

ETA: almost 6am and goaded by TTS Alex is up and screaming into the void about James being gay. Everyone is asleep and unaffected.
 
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This pantomime that James Drake does here reminds me of something that Leonard DiCaprio would do on a recent Tarantino film.
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Laura's leg appears to be on top or touching Alex B's leg.

Whalewife will belly flop and kill everyone.

Perhaps this could be construed.

ho hoho
 
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This is the most united cast I think we have ever had, especially with JD Gay gone. The boys are my top 3 right now. I love how they look out for each other. James Drake was only kind of acting when he wailed on Alex, and Landon and Bashir weren't acting at all. They even seem to have tamed Skank Hassle. This is THEIR house. Jet needs to understand what he has here.

Watching fish VS freeloader intruders is more interesting to me than the same old gossipy reality TV bullshit. Save that for the last week, when they're so trauma bonded that it really hurts to see them have to turn on each other.
 
Alex entered the dorm to call James Drake a faggot. As soon as he left someone sent a TTS if he's gonna get his ass kicked in the morning, Bashir and James both nonchalantly went "yes".


Yes Alex has been seething all night non stop.
 
Omnimon32 said:
I think Alex is doing the best post-Fishtank. He's set up to inherit $190 million in 2 years if he's to be believed (I remember in season 3 trying to fact check a lot of his claims and for the most part he was never lying. He did play CS 1.6 at a high level, his dad was a really rich guy who passed away, his mom does live in a luxury condo in Kentucky and he does have pet monkeys).

The guy is the epitome of life not being fair. He got dealt a great hand in life, but he's playing that hand terribly. Regardless, he's doing the best post-Fishtank.
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So, how long do you all think it'll take before he's dead of an overdose or some other sort misadventure once he gets his hands on that money?
 
Its 6:27am in the house, and Alex is still going. He has slowed down, but anytime a TTS comes in, he has to start talking. I think Emma is asleep, but Laura appears to be in and out of sleep, as Alex keeps talking right next to him.

When he is not trying to fuck with the dorm, its peaceful as the TTS just hones in on Alex.
 
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