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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Bingo's the autistic one btw
What's the deal with Bingo sleeping all the time? I've only been watching for the past week and I feel like Bongo has been carrying for them so much. I missed the first week though was Bingo always quiet? Or has she checked out? Also I heard something about them trying to get medication refilled a while back but apparently the wiggers weren't able to because it's such a controlled medicine?
 
I ran into a few people sort of similar to Alex B at my old job. I always wondered how they functioned daily, like how have they managed to not starve to death?
I can tell you from my work that there exists a whole network of NGOs, church charities and in blue states, government orgs that exist solely to provide food and gear to tweakers and schizos. I remember cleaning out a homeless encampment and being amazed that the tents were brand new and worth hundreds of dollars, and coolers contained food brands like Ben and Jerrys. After trashing all their shit, the same crew of druggies and losers were back within two weeks with new tents and gear. Oh, and the encampments obviously contained shit stolen from normal people's garages and yards like bikes and mopeds.

Fucking clownworld, guys.
 
You can’t assume all of this is new money coming in. People make fishbucks through stoax.
The tokens generally don't manifest out of thin air(The wiggers do give them to people in some cases). If you "made money" on a stox because it went up it was because someone else bought tokens and bought the same stox, some people made tokens on it and others lost theirs.
It is safe to assume that the vast majority of the tokens that were used were paid for in one way or another.
 
What's the deal with Bingo sleeping all the time? I've only been watching for the past week and I feel like Bongo has been carrying for them so much. I missed the first week though was Bingo always quiet? Or has she checked out? Also I heard something about them trying to get medication refilled a while back but apparently the wiggers weren't able to because it's such a controlled medicine?
she's in withdrawals from her meds, but bingo wasn't as quiet. she's just sick from withdrawal.
 
They need to bring Burt on now. I don't want to see a meltdown via Xitter, I want to watch it live, with him and Alex B in one room.
 
Frank vagueposting about what Burt supposedly did to not be the S3 winner anymore is such a fag way of doing things, I hope he never comes on another fishtank season ever again
 
Happened a while ago but I haven't seen a clip here yet - Ben gives his thoughts on everyone in the house besides Alex B:

stolen from X
 
Alex B is the most Kentuckiana motherfucker I've ever seen. There are many addicts like him in this area, he's a "special" case though, he's been allowed to be this way because he has an enabling safety net. If he didn't have implanted veneers, he'd have no teeth at all. If he's on meth & doesn't have access to it now, he'll leave the tank within 48-72 hours.
 
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Edit:
Bongo Quotes the Ancient Texts
 
last night was so hilarious, but just like season 3, ive grown so fuckin tired of alex b. s5 has such a unique insulated cast that im really starting to love. and now its the motherfuckin alex b show. thanks wiggers.
 
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