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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Dirty bitch didn't even wash her hair. She's eating dinner now
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One of the things I like with how they've handled Alex B so far is they rotate fish in and out to interact with him. Obviously with Alex B being who he is loads of people are going to just follow him, but he runs the risk of getting stale so production keeps coming up with fresh interactions. The Emma Minx stuff, Laura's seductress arc, the twins' psychic powers and Alex (still an ongoing storyline), Landon's tiger bit, the collective House 3 gaslight, etc. really helps keep Alex from getting stale and turning into a methhead version of S3 Burt.

Of course, we'll see how it goes but the last 28 hours have been content.
 
Some misc clips from earlier today

Burt reacts to Sam telling Alex B he won Season 3


James Drake boxing


Alex B gets hype listening to a song
 
S.C.U.D. said:
One of the things I like with how they've handled Alex B so far is they rotate fish in and out to interact with him. Obviously with Alex B being who he is loads of people are going to just follow him, but he runs the risk of getting stale so production keeps coming up with fresh interactions. The Emma Minx stuff, Laura's seductress arc, the twins' psychic powers and Alex (still an ongoing storyline), Landon's tiger bit, the collective House 3 gaslight, etc. really helps keep Alex from getting stale and turning into a methhead version of S3 Burt.

Of course, we'll see how it goes but the last 28 hours have been content.
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so far, week 3 is MILES better than week 2... the doomers are mostly silent now. production found their momentum, i feel like they'll be able to carry it til the end.
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
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This guy really wants to be the next Fatty. I'm surprised how many views this shitty rap video got.
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Oh that explains it.

Wiggers should bring this retarded looking fatfuck in. BTF. He loves BAM!
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Nah they don't want him, he's not that interesting, he's got a show in the Lolcow Live network who kinda stole their whole identity from Fishtank. He's very imbedded into that & is attached to Keemstar. He's not very entertaining for Lolcow either, he's just a fat dude who can talk on camera & can host Lolcow Rewind every night
 
he's such a fucking dumbass
after ben yelled at him to "shut the fuck up for one fucking second"
he raised his hand because one of his inconsequential thoughts fettered into existence
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Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
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This guy really wants to be the next Fatty. I'm surprised how many views this shitty rap video got.
>13 years ago
Oh that explains it.

Wiggers should bring this retarded looking fatfuck in. BTF. He loves BAM!
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@muffdiver touched on it but yeah this guy is a carry-over from the Leafy/DramaAlert era of YouTube and currently gets paid by Keem, so I don't know how authentic any of it would be compared to Fatty's stints. He definitely isn't hurting for money unless I've missed something, he's always been hitched to more successful people and made money. He's pretty well known in Seattle too.
 
Ben takes Alex B to the jungle room for a talk.
He asks if Alex has a favourite person in the house, who he will pick to be his monkey protege to continue his monkey lineage.
Alex crashes out at TTS (no way), and calls Ben a subject of envy for the chatter.
Ben asks if he thinks Landon would be a good monkey, Alex says he already likes the name Tiger.
This whole time he has still not directly answered the question after 4 minutes, so Ben makes him choose between Landon and the twins.
He still manages to ramble on about bullshit, so Ben forces the twins on him.
 
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