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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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This guy really wants to be the next Fatty. I'm surprised how many views this shitty rap video got.
>13 years ago
Oh that explains it.

Wiggers should bring this retarded looking fatfuck in. BTF. He loves BAM!
Little bit of lore on Billy the Fridge is that basically he is a Z-list rapper from 10 years ago that would go on TheAmazingAtheist's Drunken Peasants Podcast and I think he's now a regular on Ben's version of it or something
 
Greaser Alex B and Boingo

Imitation of the "Zombies" and hater advice:

I cut off Alex B talking because he never shuts the fuck up.
 
Alex teaching the twins how to be Walkers.


EDIT : They made them run it back at the request of production, with a slowed down Thriller to accompany them.
Cut it off cause im not waiting for the end of Alex's ramblings.
 
the Bashir street i
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EDIT: nvm the webm was massive and this original was just 20mb whatever
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My shitty Translation (P for photographer, B for Bashir, I likely missed some parts because I'm doing this while watching it)

P: excuse me do you speak Japanese?
B: a little bit
P: oh a little bit? Is it okay if I take a photograph? you look very cool!
B: yeah that's okay!
P: are you American?
(Something got cut out here, Bashir responds that he's studying right now)
B: half America, half Syrian
B: are you a photographer?
P: No I'm actually a university student.
B: oh do you study photography at the University?
P: No no no I study mathematics
(Takes pics)
P: you are so handsome. Do you have SNS?
(They exchanged youtubes. Bashir jokes that the photographer is famous for 150k followers)
 
Alex almost completely no-selling Maejok coming to life, it is a mere obstacle to his desire to talk everyone to death.

 
"Ben only won that fight because he sucker punched me"

Laura doesn't want to do that
 
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My shitty Translation (P for photographer, B for Bashir, I likely missed some parts because I'm doing this while watching it)

P: excuse me do you speak Japanese?
B: a little bit
P: oh a little bit? Is it okay if I take a photograph? you look very cool!
B: yeah that's okay!
P: are you American?
(Something got cut out here, Bashir responds that he's studying right now)
B: half America, half Syrian
B: are you a photographer?
P: No I'm actually a university student.
B: oh do you study photography at the University?
P: No no no I study mathematics
(Takes pics)
P: you are so handsome. Do you have SNS?
(They exchanged youtubes. Bashir jokes that the photographer is famous for 150k followers)
You missed the part where Bashir says that he is an English teacher in Japan.
 
Sorry if this is really late, but made me laugh: I was in a thread on /gif/ and saw this, Landon is in the chat, first username that comes up kek

 
the clip farming challenge was a surprisingly good idea, i remenber jet tried to do similar "do content" challenges in previous seasons and they all bombed because the fish would do nothing interesting, wonder what is different about the cast in this season?
 
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