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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Update: Emma has said shes going to take the deal.
Jet told her shes going to be sleeping in the market since the fish just steal now and they don't bother with the market anymore.
It will be her "office"

EDIT: Production seem disappointed with her saying yes. If she takes the deal they probably are just saying shes eliminated lmao. The elimination job offer.
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TTS is bullying her about it, and she said she feels like shes being tricked maybe. She's too pussy to actually do anything though.
 
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EDIT: Production seem disappointed with her saying yes. If she takes the deal they probably are just saying shes eliminated lmao.
Easily this. They don't want some loser bum of a fish soaking up a day rate for running up toys.

Emma sucks. Absolutely sucks. To think Laura saved her from getting tossed out the door by Bashir.
 
the clip farming challenge was a surprisingly good idea, i remenber jet tried to do similar "do content" challenges in previous seasons and they all bombed because the fish would do nothing interesting, wonder what is different about the cast in this season?
Like S3 it seems like they approached casting seriously to make sure they had a good house dynamic. Almost everyone is capable of kicking shit off themselves and seems invested in the money, Emma is the only misfire here and even then they probably guessed correctly that they could turn her having a boyfriend into content.
 
Saw someone mention earlier in the thread that Laura claimed to have peed in the kitchen soap dispenser. Any clips of that confession, or any evidence she actually did it and wasn’t just joking around? Would be one of the foulest things ever done on the show if it really happened.
That was me.
She was talking to Alex. I don't know if she was trying to impress him or something, but she said it twice.
I didn't clip because I was cooking at the same time. Regrets, I have a few.
 
It's 4am. Time to start drinking fishies.

The fish need to find a way to keep him up all day and find a way to keep fucking with him to stay awake till he snaps
take shifts after throwing his shit around the house and then cornering him in one room and not let him out. It's so easy to fuck with Alex the fish are just being defensive instead of offensive, somebody needs to spit in his face, they need to grab him and pin him against walls and get physical without outright punching its so fucking easy to turn Alex into the Monkey Peasant
 
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