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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I like TJ but bringing back previous seasons contests just reeks of desperation. I don't have a a problem with certain freeloaders who've shown up in multiple seasons like Frank making an appearance but the previous fish should stick to stuff like Bloodgames. Bringing Letty on S4 was lame too.
 
We're down to 5 fish with one being quasi out of the competition for 5 days at this point. I've been saying going into the final week with 4 Fish would be peak because that gives us a lot to build up to the winner. Having a little bit of a rerun interlude to fill in for Emma not deserving an elimination is fine by me.

Alex B has already been plenty of content, Landon and James Drake already had great development and content because of him. Binx being brought in just to fuck with Alex is funny(she's only a state over), hopefully she'll bounce when he does. Not sure what the plan is with TJ other than maybe him boxing Landon, but in my mind Landon is already 100x the contestant TJ is.

Edit: if Bam was just fucking with them about TJ and drove the nontent spergs up the fucking wall over nothing that's a huge Bam W.
 
Polyboros2 said:
We're down to 5 fish with one being quasi out of the competition for 5 days at this point. I've been saying going into the final week with 4 Fish would be peak because that gives us a lot to build up to the winner. Having a little bit of a rerun interlude to fill in for Emma not deserving an elimination is fine by me.

Alex B has already been plenty of content, Landon and James Drake already had great development and content because of him. Binx being brought in just to fuck with Alex is funny(she's only a state over), hopefully she'll bounce when he does. Not sure what the plan is with TJ other than maybe him boxing Landon, but in my mind Landon is already 100x the contestant TJ is.
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Im seeing the vision of the 30 day season. Things are good but 3 more weeks of this would ruin it.
 
Emma as a producer feels like an emotional Pintrest mom trying to get everyone to play the games she found online and everyone is just humoring her so she doesn't cry more.
 
GGSurvivor said:
is Emma actually crying?? context??
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Yes she did a "challenge" and she couldn't even get the fish to listen when telling them to stay out of the bar, and what it ended up being was just putting a single key in a bunch of soup cans and whoever got the key out first got fish bucks. It was really gay and stupid and retarded. It's like something a grade school teacher comes up with. After Blaine won like literally instantly he prodded Emma by asking if she was feeling down and then convinced her that he was giving a pep talk, even though he's a fucking freeloader. Basically Blaine realized that production is fucking with Emma and he pulled his male manipulator powers out and convinced her that they TOTALLY WANT HER TO BE PRODUCTION BRO FOR REAL YOU GOT THIS EMMA YAAAAAAASSSS.

Edit: What made the key in can challenge doubly retarded is that she explicitly said that they can use their hands but only one. None of it made any fucking sense and it wasn't thought out like at all.
 


I saw the first one posted yesterday evening, but I haven't seen anybody post the bit that happened immediately after
 
Sam may be coming back as a crustpunk
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I’m not gonna bother checking whether this pic is old or AI because I feel like there’s some potential here.
 
I looked away for two seconds and literally only Binx is doing Emma's retarded fucking challenge and all the fish are hanging out in the bar. They literally just gave up even trying to indulge her stupid games. I imagine a total Emma Meltdown is approaching today or tomorrow.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
False alarm, TJ might have been a gaslight. Pitchforks away for now.
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ok, i may have seethed about this gaslight but to be fair im already frustrated because i fucking hate Binx and want her out asap, and i have Alex B fatigue, and i hate Alex Stein who’s coming later today, AND we might get all of these people and not Frank. im just afraid they’re fucking up all of their momentum… didnt Jet say they were bringing in a revolving door of new freeloaders? all we got was Laura and Blaine.

also the Binx thing was funny for the initial Alex B reaction but having her as an annoying nontent freeloader isnt worth the joke. kick them both.
 
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