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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
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Truly a intellectual conversation going on here
 
ok, i may have seethed about this gaslight but to be fair im already frustrated because i fucking hate Binx and want her out asap, and i have Alex B fatigue, and i hate Alex Stein who’s coming later today, AND we might get all of these people and not Frank. im just afraid they’re fucking up all of their momentum… didnt Jet say they were bringing in a revolving door of new freeloaders? all we got was Laura and Blaine.

also the Binx thing was funny for the initial Alex B reaction but having her as an annoying nontent freeloader isnt worth the joke. kick them both.
Stein is confirmed for today? I hate him too and had figured/hoped his presence in past seasons was Sam’s doing. Lame.
 
One thing I miss about S3 (and prior seasons to a lesser extent) was that every challenge and every freeloader was introduced with intent. This season is fun and the interactions are extremely funny, but there's no sense of direction so far at all. No momentum.
 
Kill Blaine. Behead Blaine. Roundhouse kick Blaine into the drywall. Slam dunk Blaine into the elimination sink. Crucify filthy Blaine. Defecate in Blaine's food. Launch Blaine into the sun. Stir fry Blaine in a wok. Toss Blaine into active volcanoes. Urinate into Blaine's gas tank. Judo throw Blaine into a wood chipper. Twist Blaine's head off. Report Blaine to the FBI. Karate chop Blaine in half. Curb stomp Blaine. Trap Blaine in quicksand. Crush Blaine in the trash compactor. Liquefy Blaine in a vat of acid. Eat Blaine. Dissect Blaine. Exterminate Blaine in the jungle room. Stomp Blaine's skull with Bashir's boots. Cremate Blaine in the oven. Lobotomize Blaine. Mandatory abortions for Blaine's mother. Grind Blaine in the garbage disposal. Drown Blaine in Emma's face grease. Vaporize Blaine with a ray gun. Kick Blaine down the stairs. Feed Blaine to Bam's dogs. Slice Blaine with a katana.
 
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Big Maejok is sleeping in Alex Bs bed
One big Maejok on Alex B's bed
Alex fell down the stairs and bumped his head
Production got angry and wiggers said
No more Maejoks on Alex's bed.

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Alex had twins remove the evil spirit from the room. They gave it back to James and drew another Maejok on the wall.
Then they went into confessional and said Alex looks like a freak. It's very funny how loyal and chummy they are with him then they go in confessional and call him a weird retard.
Bongo said maejok looked like Gaster, Bingo said it looked like Slenderman
 
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My biggest issue this season is that it's not Fishtank. It's fun, but it's not Fishtank. I'm always hesitant with Hellhouse, and fishtoys do lose their splendor after a while, but it's like they're not even bothering this time around.
I can maybe remember 2 fishtoy uses this season. Love letters and snacks and shit don't count. Whatever happened to the HVAC fishtoy they had planned? Why aren't sharks stomping around? Why has there been like one vaguely memorable bed removal? I like a slow burn, but come on.
 
One thing I miss about S3 (and prior seasons to a lesser extent) was that every challenge and every freeloader was introduced with intent. This season is fun and the interactions are extremely funny, but there's no sense of direction so far at all. No momentum.
“Muh storylines” is cringe ik, but I miss the emotional impact of s3 / s2
 
Why has there been like one vaguely memorable bed removal?
bed removal hasn't really existed since 1. And it was one of the best things too. I recall watching the chat plan and grouping funds together to best fuck with the fish during season one. One night they did it like 10 times.
 
I only sat down to actively watch just now and Alex has been silent for 5 minutes. Is he dying?
He's withdrawing. Also this day has been such fucking nontent I have to go to work and I'm going to miss all the good shit because Jet is a fuckin chud gamer retard and won't wake up until 4 pm o algo. Fuck my stupid wagie life.
 
bed removal hasn't really existed since 1. And it was one of the best things too. I recall watching the chat plan and grouping funds together to best fuck with the fish during season one. One night they did it like 10 times.

There have been bed removals every single season and there were multiple bed removals this season so I am not sure what you are talking about. Last night without a bed removal toy they got everyone out of bed and threw them on the floor too.
 
Personally I enjoy friendtank. S1 and S2 were really depressing to actually watch in comparison to this. I agree bringing in so many freeloaders has unbalanced the house though. Apart from Tiger vs Monkey last night the Fish are being completely overshadowed as they are all very meek.
 
One thing I miss about S3 (and prior seasons to a lesser extent) was that every challenge and every freeloader was introduced with intent. This season is fun and the interactions are extremely funny, but there's no sense of direction so far at all. No momentum.

I think this Season has been a bit of a growing experience for Jet. I think he had some ideas of how to do things differently than Sam wanted, but also realized in the process that not all of those ideas worked out.

Fishtank isn't Hellhouse, but it's also not a real competition. They are both aspects of the show, but neither are the driving force.

Fishtank really is the perfect name for what the show is. It's a glass box full of a variety of interesting things to watch, that we can tap on the glass to get some reaction, but that we can't fully interact with. It's always there to look at, and at times you can get memorized staring at it for hours, but it's not going to always be active. But that's ok, you can always look in at it and find what you like about the little retarded animals moving about.
My biggest issue this season is that it's not Fishtank. It's fun, but it's not Fishtank. I'm always hesitant with Hellhouse, and fishtoys do lose their splendor after a while, but it's like they're not even bothering this time around.
I can maybe remember 2 fishtoy uses this season. Love letters and snacks and shit don't count. Whatever happened to the HVAC fishtoy they had planned? Why aren't sharks stomping around? Why has there been like one vaguely memorable bed removal? I like a slow burn, but come on.

"I'm hesitant with Hellhouse" but I'm missing the Hellhouse fishtoys that were always just minor inconveniences and never produced content. I do however get what you're saying, and I do want a little more fan interaction. The Love Letters have provided good stuff for us this season, but that's largely from knowing before the Fish do what they say. That only works once though, as long as they cast fans, a new cast will know they can't keep that info secret. Same thing with the Sharks, the Sharks died in Season 2 when all the Fish cheered when Jimmy figured out the twist and they came up to trash the House.
 
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