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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Cunting Death said:
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Binx and Laura are watching at the door.

We also had a brief interview with Bashir asking who did he want to win. He said James Drake because Emma was giving him shit even though he has no problems with her as a person (and said the same thing about Beth.)
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And Beth just tweeted that he was hot so it worked. He's collecting wife options.
 
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Landon is replacing Blane and is going to be "THE TIGER KING"

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Laura is also singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonite" and its so loud its causing the feed to buffer.
 
They are so stupid about their fucking merch.

#1 know your audience, carry sizes 3X - 6X.

#2 a week into the tank or so, give the fish a challenge to design their own Tshirts, put the designs up on a ship-to-print site like Shopify, boom, merch done. Think of the Fishtank shirt the Twins would have made. I'm sure it's in the contract that Fishtank owns the rights to any art the fish produce while they're on the tank. They could give the fish with the best-selling shirt a spiff at the end of the game, a secret anti-elimination token that helps them in the long term. And some sort of a short-term spiff, like Doordash, for being the T-shirt challenge winner.
 
$39 and not making money on the shirts? fishtank audience is dumb but come on man

Why are their designs so shit? Take a funny still photo from the season and turn it black and white or just the outline. slap "fishtank" on top and "you wouldnt get it" or some other gay shit on the bottom

Jet thinks he is some master artist mind and that was proven wrong from last seasons merch when he was hyping it up so much

Simple is better and they could have a bunch of designs easily. Shit, make one or more for each contestant and more people will buy
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
They are so stupid about their fucking merch.

#1 know your audience, carry sizes 3X - 6X.

#2 a week into the tank or so, give the fish a challenge to design their own Tshirts, put the designs up on a ship-to-print site like Shopify, boom, merch done. Think of the Fishtank shirt the Twins would have made. I'm sure it's in the contract that Fishtank owns the rights to any art the fish produce while they're on the tank. They could give the fish with the best-selling shirt a spiff at the end of the game, a secret anti-elimination token that helps them in the long term. And some sort of a short-term spiff, like Doordash, for being the T-shirt challenge winner.
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Agreed, more people would spend money on merch rather than tts. They can make so much more money off the merch that its insane.

Your comment made me think that it would be cool if people had secret immunity cards and other special things that the other fish wouldnt know. They would all know they are competing for something secret during a challenge but dont know what
 
The Case of I.B Anderson said:
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What in the fuck were they thinking with this merch?
This is legit below indian Teespring bot tier.

Every order should come with a free euthanasia kit for actually being retarded enough to buy this detritus.
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Their merch has always sucked.

I was tempted to get a fishtank pillow plush thing in S1 but they were retardedly overpriced.
 
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