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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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This message just played as nothing but moans. Wiggerally enforced BingoBongoism.
EDIT: I just realized a TTS played in confessional saying "I love you Ashley and Haley" and they said
"Thank you- but I don't know who those people are"
"We're Bingo and Bongo"
 
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The whole point of a freeloader was to mess with the fish but her attitude turned everyone against her. I believe Diamond walked in under the impression the show was tamed like Big Brother and that everyone would have to deal with her sassiness. All her momentum was lost the second Blaine talked down to her, Diamond's rebuttal "my eye lashes cost more then your rent" was really Nigger behavior. The smoke and mirrors didn't last that long. Despite this encounter lasting 10 minutes it was really funny.
 
At this point I kinda want them to drop a freeloader/psych nuke to make everybody walk in one day, then reset the next day, just to see what that looks like. I love friendtank, but I'm morbidally curious what would make the remaining contestants break ranks (beside Landon; he just needs to be kept up 24 hours at this point)
 
Tomacco soup said:
You say that like its a bad thing. My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery, my hellhouse too hellish.
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The edits of S2 have really tainted people's memory of the season. There was quite literally nothing happening. It was Dunye looping, fatty hollering about no one doing anything and being weak compared to S1 fish and every laying around tired. That's when production ran a bit about just playing video games because the fish were being boring and tired. The audience was still looping about Jimmy and Cole. It was hellhouse in the most dragged out sense because Sam and Jet's theme of MK ultra didn't pan out.
I liked S2, I've liked every season. But the dry stretch is a reoccuring issue
 
Jackpot said:
Sam and Jet's theme of MK ultra didn't pan out
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It wasn't even supposed to be MKUltra, that was something they dreamed up later on. It's been long enough that I can probably talk about this, but the original plan relayed to me by a guy I knew that was working in the house preseason was that the original intention was for the attic to be a church and Sam was going to do a whole Southern preacher thing, maybe True Detective vibes. I think this is why Cole was tasked with the detective thing early on because it was what was left of their original plan.
 
Jackpot said:
The edits of S2 have really tainted people's memory of the season. There was quite literally nothing happening. It was Dunye looping, fatty hollering about no one doing anything and being weak compared to S1 fish and every laying around tired. That's when production ran a bit about just playing video games because the fish were being boring and tired. The audience was still looping about Jimmy and Cole. It was hellhouse in the most dragged out sense because Sam and Jet's theme of MK ultra didn't pan out.
I liked S2, I've liked every season. But the dry stretch is a reoccuring issue
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Fishtank in its purest form is consumed through edits while OD'ing on nostalgia. The live show is only a vehicle to generate memories that are triggered by quarter second clips and screenshots flashed on screen several years from now.

You will agree with me in two years.
 
This fatloader is insufferable, archiving for the lols
Diamond has left the tank YALL YALL YALL :ratface: SHE WAS JUST TOO PRETTY FOR THE HOUSE YALL


 
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