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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Emma's suitcase is still upstairs. It was two black hard suitcases. One was Bashirs
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The basement just returned Bashir's bag
 
Laura trying to explain to twins why everybody's stox drop when a freeloader shows up:
"Do you know how the stock market works irl?"
"South Park?"
"Stock market"

Freeloaders have had to explain this to every remaining fish at least once.
 

Not even midnight. They'll need the wood=weak, fall=die talk soon

Round 2
They're going through rounds faster than I can upload. Bingo fake-slashed a knife at Bongo and they threatened to rape and kill each other if they meet up in mutual dreams
Side Note: Bongo sang Little GIrls by Oingo Boingo and Blane doesn't like it.
 
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I didn't see this posted. The twins drew a picture of Bashir.
 
I wasn't around for Season 2, can I get a QRD on this? Are you talking about these or a different recording?
I think this call was also the one where she was saying “help me”. I recall someone on here posted a audio snippet of it repeating and it was very unnerving
 
Twins roughhousing shenanigans


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Laura Pregnant / kick holes in the walls / Fighting


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It wasn't even supposed to be MKUltra, that was something they dreamed up later on. It's been long enough that I can probably talk about this, but the original plan relayed to me by a guy I knew that was working in the house preseason was that the original intention was for the attic to be a church and Sam was going to do a whole Southern preacher thing, maybe True Detective vibes. I think this is why Cole was tasked with the detective thing early on because it was what was left of their original plan.
They were also very clearly inspired by the cult culture of the 70s, the "attack therapy" is right out of cult playbooks. Designed to break people and then bring them in. What's crazy is we even saw it begin to have that effect in the short time it was going on during S2 without it being as bad as it can be. I was super stoked for them to carry through but I think they felt it got too dark and didn't know how to adjust, leading to chaos and insanity for content briefly. Then it transitioned into downtime/nontent and spiteful wiggers.
It was genuinely creative and I believe would have paid off, to be remembered fondly once they got through the tunnel back into the light but... rose tinted glasses are certainly involved here and the wiggers would probably never have met my expectations which were optimistic regarding the plot.
 
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Mustard VS Ketchup (Bingo vs Bongo)

Amusing that these two have used the gym and the gloves more than anyone else in the house.


 
They were also very clearly inspired by the cult culture of the 70s, the "attack therapy" is right out of cult playbooks. Designed to break people and then bring them in. What's crazy is we even saw it begin to have that effect in the short time it was going on during S2 without it being as bad as it can be. I was super stoked for them to carry through but I think they felt it got too dark and didn't know how to adjust, leading to chaos and insanity.
It was genuinely creative and I believe would have paid off ultimately, to be remembered fondly once they got through the tunnel back into the light but... rose tinted glasses are certainly involved here and the wiggers would probably never have met my expectations which were optimistic regarding the plot.
Cole leaving (who was clearly supposed to be something akin to the "main character") and then them getting the Bloodgames idea halfway through sucked all the creative energy out of S2. So many great ideas with zero execution.
 
Current Stox (highest to lowest):
LAND 140 (+28 since approx. 24 hours ago)
TWIN 119 (-2)
JDRA 108 (+1)
BASH 94 (+6)
DMND 59 (new)
LARA 56 (-8 )
ALXB 50 (-13)
BINX 49 (new)
ROBO 48 (-1)
BLNE 46 (-1)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,542 (+26)
Laura 1,305 (-31)
Alex B 1,257 (-7)
The Twins 1,242 (+42)
James Drake 1,172 (-34)
Landon 1,086 (-23)
Blane 998 (-12)
Diamond 964 (new)
Binx 835 (new)
 

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Meiwaku you were a big Emma fan, how you feeling about the elimination?
I wouldn't say I was a big fan I just said that she was competitive and you couldn't downplay that (by competitive I mean good in competition and that's about it). She needed to go and honestly should have gone sooner.

Final 4 is exactly the Fish I wanted, which makes it harder. I'd cut Drake before anyone else, but I fear it will be my #1 halal boy Bashir.

Drake and Twins need to legitimately be fucked with by a freeloader. Landon and Bashir catch too much heat. I don't want friendtank ruined but if they need to be Hassled a bit....so be it. Fuck that idea Hassle is gay.
 
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Cole leaving (who was clearly supposed to be something akin to the "main character") and then them getting the Bloodgames idea halfway through sucked all the creative energy out of S2. So many great ideas with zero execution.
Brian was obviously the main character, the entire stretch of time they were on the show together it was like Roadrunner vs Wile E. Coyote. Everything Cole schemed or thought up just ended up blowing up in his face when it came to Brian. Cole's entire purpose on the show was to get clowned on and its why he ragequit.
 
❤️ Fellow Bashir Babes, formerly Bashir Baddies, we have been renamed to Made for Misyar Girls. 💔 Very rude!!!

Context: Misyar is "a Sunni Islamic marriage contract where the couple lives separately, and the wife waives her rights to financial support, housing, and equal time (if co-wives exist)"
 
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